These are not suggested captions. They're just questions I have because I thought Jor-El was dead. And yet apparently he's here playing some weird sex game with his son.
I don't know why I assumed it was a weird sex game. Maybe because he's got whipped cream all over him and he's wearing a wife-beater crossed with a Snuggie. Maybe because I read Tony's comment and can't imagine what "woman-in-fridge syndrome is, and I'm afraid to Google it because I'm on my work computer.
Ok, I just googled it and it's not something weird. Congrats, Tony, for knowing stuff about stuff.
In the context of this scene, Jor-El is a ghost. Or maybe a hallucination brought on by eating too much pie at midnight. I don't know what woman-in-fridge syndrome is either and like you I was hesitant to look it up.
I don't get Michael's, either. It's like I stumbled into a parallel blogosphere where all the comments refer to things that didn't happen in my timeline.
"Oh my God! Why did you put all the whipped cream on your arms? Are all aliens that stupid?"
ReplyDeleteOh. I didn't notice the two speech bubbles - let me give Jor El's response:
Delete"That's just how we eat."
Jor-El: Hey, you're not Dwayne Johnson.
ReplyDeleteClark: If I was, there'd be milk in the fridge.
"Dude! Put some pants on!"
ReplyDelete"Woman-in-fridge" syndrome isn't the same without the woman."
ReplyDelete"That's offensive."
"I'm the ghost of Christmas leftovers, Scrooge Kent!"
ReplyDeleteJor-El is alive?
ReplyDeleteOr is that a ghost?
These are not suggested captions. They're just questions I have because I thought Jor-El was dead. And yet apparently he's here playing some weird sex game with his son.
I don't know why I assumed it was a weird sex game. Maybe because he's got whipped cream all over him and he's wearing a wife-beater crossed with a Snuggie. Maybe because I read Tony's comment and can't imagine what "woman-in-fridge syndrome is, and I'm afraid to Google it because I'm on my work computer.
Ok, I just googled it and it's not something weird. Congrats, Tony, for knowing stuff about stuff.
I have no caption. I'm at a loss.
In the context of this scene, Jor-El is a ghost. Or maybe a hallucination brought on by eating too much pie at midnight. I don't know what woman-in-fridge syndrome is either and like you I was hesitant to look it up.
DeleteI don't get Michael's, either. It's like I stumbled into a parallel blogosphere where all the comments refer to things that didn't happen in my timeline.
ReplyDeleteCOOL. I'm going to go find Evil Me.
Clark: WT????!!
ReplyDeleteJor-El: Would you like a little kryptonite with that midnight snack?