This month's is taken from Azrael #1 (of the 2009 or so series):
And now to get the ball rolling, here's my attempt:
"Tim Tebow ain't shit to me!"
That one probably works better if you know who Tim Tebow is. Just ask Michael Offutt, the Tebow cult initiate. Another Tebow-related one might be: "Sure Tebow circumcized a bunch of babies, but did he do it with a flaming sword? Game, set, match."
Anyway, now you try. Don't be shy, just post the first thing that comes to mind.
Tomorrow I review the space opera First Contact by Eric Filler...