Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Holy Grumpy Bulldogs! It's Two-Cent Tuesday: Covergate

I've gotten into a feud with an "indie" author so it's time for an epic Grumpy Bulldog rant!  Or maybe not so epic.

Anyway, I mentioned on this blog right here when I was talking about designing covers how I'd seen where one person used the exact same cover as a book already published (by a real I-don't-think-small-time publisher) and when I alerted the "indie" author she just decried my "negativity" and also tried to say hers was different.  Well, yes, SLIGHTLY different.  Since you probably don't remember, here's the images side-by-side.



If there's one thing you should know about Grumpy Bulldogs, it's that they do not let a bone go easily.  So now that this "indie" author is going around rolling out her new book with her copycat cover, I can't help but complain about it.  When my comment got pulled on someone's blog (incidentally someone whose book I plugged yesterday...) I decided to air my grievance on Goodreads with a one-star review.
Go ahead, try to take this bone from me!

And so let the whining begin!  The gist of it is the six-year-old's defense of "everyone else is doing it!"  To which what did your mom or dad always say:  If everyone else jumped off [whatever bridge or tall building] would you?"  That is not a valid excuse.

And she says "I didn't know in advance!"  Well no, but you DID know over two months ago when I first saw the thing on Twitter or a blog and complained about it then.  So, you've had since late January or early February to make the change.  "But that's too hard!"  Child, please.  You know how many covers I've made?  Dozens.  The hardest part is finding another image but after that it's just cropping it, resizing it, and putting text on it.  It only takes an hour or two and costs about $10.  We're not talking brain surgery.

I expect a lot of people though would side with her and say, "Well, what's the harm?"  The harm to me is that someone else was already using that image to promote her book.  It's already all over Amazon, Goodreads, B&N, etc.  It's in stores.  When she does a book signing that would be on any promotional materials like posters and such.  So that's the face she's presenting to the world and you're usurping it.  You might as well copy what's inside the book while you're at it.

It's one of those issues where I suppose LEGALLY there's probably not an issue.  I mean if the photographer puts it on a stock photo site then there's probably nothing the publisher of the first book can do.  Especially when you darken it and crop it differently so you can say it's not EXACTLY the same.  Maybe Briane Pagel can provide some insight into that.  The point is just because it's probably LEGAL, doesn't mean it's ETHICAL.  If you really respect other authors then you don't copy their books--the text or the cover.

That's my issue about the whole thing:  it's disrespectful to the first author to mimic their cover and claim it as your own.  As I said, you wouldn't copy their text, so why do you think it's OK to copy their cover?

Now then, you probably still don't believe me, so I took the liberty to usurp YOUR covers with MY book.  Let's see how you like it now!
Formerly "Dead Links" by Nigel Mitchell

Formerly "A Dead God's Wrath" by Rusty Webb

Formerly "The After" by Briane Pagel

Formerly "Monorama" by Tony Laplume

Formerly "Cassafire" by Alex Cavanaugh

Formerly "The House on the Corner" by Andrew Leon

Formerly "New Pride" by Laura Diamond

Formerly "Slipstream" by Michael Offutt
Last and certainly least:
Come on, doesn't it tick you off just a little bit to see your cover with MY name and title on it?  I know it would bug the shit out of me.  About as much as when I saw this:

Sidekick: The Misadventures of the New Scarlet Knight


Yes, someone released a book a couple weeks ago with a hero called The Scarlet Knight.  But I can't be too annoyed since it's not really that unique of a name.  I mean Rutgers uses that name for their teams, so he/she could claim that's where it came from.  Still, it creates a total "Ghostbusters" cartoon series thing where back in the 80s there was a Ghostbusters series based on the movies and then some crappy series that also called itself "Ghostbusters" and so the movie-based one changed its name to "The REAL Ghostbusters" and remained that way long after the other was off the air.  So maybe I should alter my cover to "Tales of the REAL Scarlet Knight."

Anyway, if you want to respect other authors in this great fraternity of writers and if you don't want to look like a jackass, then don't copy another cover.  And if you do find out that someone beat you to it, then be big enough to change yours.  If you're an "indie" author it's not that freaking difficult.

BTW, go look at my covers on Planet 99 Publishing and if you can find where someone else used an image on their book that came out before mine, I will be happy to change it.

Tomorrow, witness the birth of the REAL Scarlet Knight action figure!

Monday, April 8, 2013

Gimme Lights, Camera, and Action: A Hero's Journey: The Movie

A few months ago I employed artist AL Sirois to create a Scarlet Knight promo comic.  It occurred to me last week how I could animate that comic to make it into a little movie to post on YouTube and such.  It's a silent movie of 4 minutes.  If you've read the book, this is where the new Scarlet Knight first wears the armor to rescue the previous Scarlet Knight from the Black Dragoon.
 
(BTW, this is a compressed version of the video.  The uncompressed version is 4GB and would take probably a day to upload, so the video might look a little fuzzy.  Also, it would look better if full screen than shrunk down on this page.)



And now for something different!

I don't usually get into cover reveals and such, mostly because people don't ask me.  Anyway, I volunteered to help with Laura Diamond's Tsavo Pride release blitz.  So take it away, Laura:



Author Laura Diamond had such a blast sharing her PRIDE series with you that she’s decided to self-publish a spin-off short story. Set in 1890’s Kenya and based on the man-eating lions of Tsavo, this young adult paranormal short has a decidedly horroresque bent to it.

Here’s a teaser trailer on YouTube:



Blurb:

Rogue shapeshifters, Santamo and Legeny, believe they are kings blessed with the power to shift into lions. Using that strength, they brutally defend their land from the British building the Ugandan Railroad that threatens their way of life. On a particularly ruthless raid, Santamo meets his match—Naserian. He spares the girl’s life, a move that fractures his relationship with Legeny and blurs his visions of cleansing his territory of invaders.

While the pile of bones in Santamo and Legeny’s cave grows, so does Santamo’s attraction to Naserian. When she challenges him to give up his murderous ways, will Santamo stay on the path of death he believes is his duty, or will he choose Naserian, and love?

TSAVO PRIDE is NOW AVAILABLE via Amazon for $0.99! Amazon Prime members can borrow it for free. ;)


About Laura Diamond:

Laura Diamond is a board certified psychiatrist and author of all things young adult paranormal, dystopian, and horror. Her Young Adult Paranormal Romance novelette, NEW PRIDE, and novel, SHIFTING PRIDE, debuted late 2012 from Etopia Press. A spin off short story based on the lions of Tsavo, TSAVO PRIDE, is now available. A short story, CITY OF LIGHTS AND STONE, is in the DAY OF DEMONS Anthology by Anachron Press and another short, BEGGING DEATH, is in the CARNAGE: AFTER THE END Anthology Volume One by Sirens Call Publications. Forthcoming novels include a young adult adventure, ZODIAC COLLECTOR, and young adult dystopians, ENDURE and EVOKE. When she's not writing, she is working at the hospital, blogging at Author Laura Diamond--Lucid Dreamer and renovating her 225+ year old fixer-upper mansion. She is also full-time staff member for her four cats and a Pembroke corgi named Katie.

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Sunday, April 7, 2013

Box Office Blitz Week 13 Results!

One of the problems with managing a game like this is things can happen that you hadn't planned a contingency for.  In this case it's that there was a TIE between the #2 and #3 movies.  At least at present "The Croods" and "GI Joe" both have $21.1M.

Here's how IMDB shows it:
  1. Evil Dead $26M
  2. Croods $21.1M
  3. GI Joe $21.1M
I'm not sure if they're just putting Croods and Joe in alphabetical order or if the one is slightly ahead.  Anyway, I hadn't really counted on this situation so I guess the best thing to do is to say whether you had Croods or Joe for #2 or #3 you'll get the 50 point bonus.

Which is also a self-serving rule because then I can say I technically have a trifecta!  My picks were:
  1. Evil Dead $35M
  2. GI Joe $25M
  3. Croods $20M 
I get 100 for Evil Dead for sure and then 100 each for the other two for 300 points total.

Michael Offutt guessed:
1. Evil Dead $28 million
2. G.I. Joe $20 million
3. The Croods $19 million

He also gets 300 points.

Rusty Carl guessed:
GI Joe - $25 mil
Evil Dead - $19 mil
The Croods - $13 mil

He only gets 50 for Joe since we know it's not first.  Also 50 for Evil Dead.  But 100 for Croods.  So that's 200 if you can do the math.

Maurice Mitchell said he was copying me so I guess this week that was a smart idea.
Evil Dead $37M
GI Joe $25M
Croods $21M

That's also 300 for him.


Andrew Leon guessed:
1. Evil Dead -- $27m
2. GI Joe -- $20m
3. Croods -- $18m

That's 300 for Andrew.

Briane Pagel guessed:
1. Jurassic Park $25 mil
2. Evil Dead $20 mil
3. Croods $19 mil

Jurassic Park came in 4th with $18M so 0 points for it.  50 points for Evil Dead and 100 for Croods for 150 total.

Tony Laplume guessed:

1. Evil Dead ($22 mil)
2. The Croods ($20 mil)
3. G.I. Joe Retaliation ($19 mil)

I guess he was righter than everyone else technically so not only will he get the 300 points but he will also be declared the winner of the round and get the 500 point bonus.
As for the bonus question, I asked whether I would hold on to 3rd place or if Rusty would pass me.  Only Andrew believed in me, and since I retained 3rd place (and slightly increased my lead over Rusty) he will get 300 bonus points.

And now here are the updated standings:

Box Office Blitz

Scoreboard





13 Total
Tony Laplume 800 5400
Andrew Leon 600 4450
PT Dilloway 300 3350
Rusty Carl 200 3150
Briane Pagel 150 2000
Maurice Mitchell 300 1700
Michael Offutt 300 1700
Stephen Hayes 0 700
Donna Hole 0 200
David P King 0 200

2650 22850

Saturday, April 6, 2013

Friday, April 5, 2013

Egads! It's Box Office Blitz Week 12!

First, a moment of silence for film critic Roger Ebert, who passed away at age 70 after a long battle with cancer.  He was left unable to speak but he still had a voice through Twitter and Facebook, which is where I found out more about him and realized how great he was not just as a critic but as a person.  He will be missed.


So, last week GI Joe did a little better than I thought it would.  Probably better than Paramount thought it would do when they pushed it back last year.  Anyway, after the last few weeks, I guess I should just leave the analysis to professionals because I obviously suck at trying to analyze the public's moviegoing tastes.

Anyway, just to remind you of the rules, you guess which three movies will rule the box office this weekend.  For each one you guess right you get 50 points.  If you get it in the right position you get 50 bonus points.  And if you win the round you get 500 bonus points.

Now then, here's the list from my local megaplex (* indicates a new release):

  • 21 and Over
  • A Good Day to Die Hard
  • Admission
  • Evil Dead*
  • GI Joe:  Retaliation
  • Identity Thief
  • Jack the Giant Slayer
  • Jurassic Park 3D* (It seems silly to flag a movie from 1993 as "new")
  • Olympus Has Fallen
  • Oz the Great & Powerful
  • Quartet
  • Safe Haven
  • Silver Linings Playbook
  • Spring Breakers
  • The Call
  • The Croods
  • The Host
  • Tyler Perry's Temptation
Jeez, is it me or for a 30-screen theater are they not showing that much this week?  I mean only 1 real new release and 1 re-release in 3D.

All right, no explanations or analysis, just guessing.
  1. Evil Dead $35M
  2. GI Joe $25M
  3. Croods $20M
 OK, now you guess in the comments.

And now here's your bonus question.  I'll make it worth 300 points this week for no real reason.  Cuz I can.  Last week I had you bet on or against me and I'll continue that trend this week.

Currently only 100 points separate me and Rusty Carl from 3rd place.  On Sunday when the scores are updated, who will be in third place:  PT Dilloway or Rusty Carl or will it be tied?

(Those are the only options since Andrew is 800 points ahead for 2nd place and Briane Pagel is 1100 points behind in 5th.  I mean unless I win the round and Andrew gets 0 points.  But the chances of that are worse than a Scarlet Knight movie showing up in the theaters.)

The results should be posted on Sunday, unless I forget to do it and then it would be on Monday.

Thursday, April 4, 2013

Don't Miss Thursday Review: Batman: Knightsquest

Remember when I said I wasn't going to do comic book reviews?  I lied.  Well actually last summer I reviewed Batman:  Knightfall and then Batman:  Knightsend, but I hadn't realized DC Comics had (in part thanks to "The Dark Knight Rises" bringing interest to that plot from the 90s) finally released the middle part of the story "Knightquest" in paperback.  So just for the sake of completeness I will talk about this.

You probably don't remember, but in Knightfall, the evil Bane came to Gotham City and defeated Batman, breaking Bruce Wayne's back and leaving him crippled.  Bruce picks a security guard and former assassin named Jean-Paul Valley to take over for him.  At the end of Knightfall, Jean-Paul defeats Bane with the help of some sweet new armor that has shuriken launchers and claws.

Knightquest picks up as Jean-Paul now gets to be Batman on his own terms.  Bruce Wayne has flown off to search for Robin's dad and a missing doctor and so Jean-Paul is left to his own devices.

Bane has left a vacuum in Gotham's criminal organizations and someone has to fill the void.  That someone turns out to be a lot of freaks and weirdos.  First is a pair of twins who dress like Jon Voit in "Midnight Cowboy" to stage a bunch of daring robberies.  There's also a freaky assassin named the Tally Man who was a contract on Batman (really the other one but he ain't particular) and some lesser Batman foes like Abbatoir, the Corrosive Man, and the Clayfaces.  The latter two necessitates Jean-Paul making Batman's armor even more badass.  The picture shows evolution of Batman's costume from the tights and cape lying on the ground to the more armored look on the right and finally to the awesome really armored version on the left that comes equipped with flamethrowers and rockets and stuff.
Evolution of the Batmen (and also Bane)

Of the more well-known villains, Jean-Paul does tangle with Catwoman, who in this case is actually on the side of good as she tries to foil some eco-terrorists.  Then later the Joker shows up to create a movie of killing Batman.  In the process the Joker murders both Siskel and Ebert.  And Jean-Paul would have done the smart thing by killing the Joker if the cops hadn't shown up.  Yes, the cops save the Joker...and then promptly let him escape.

Later Jean-Paul does actually kill a villain, at which point Bruce Wayne (who's been magically healed) decides his protege has gone too far and needs stopped.  Because we need to keep criminals alive to kill again.  (Honestly, has anyone ever done the math on how many people the Joker's killed in 70 years?)  Not that I think we should kill everyone, but maybe after the sixth time the Joker breaks out to go on a killing spree we might finally say enough is enough.

Anyway, I always feel sorry for Jean-Paul because he was a character designed to fail.  He was designed with too much baggage for anyone to ever seriously think he would stay on as the Batman for very long.  The writers weren't playing fair, making him too unstable and uncharismatic to ever be a serious contender to the cowl.  They were probably afraid if they installed someone like former Robin and current Nightwing Dick Grayson (as Grant Morrison did in 2009) the audience might actually not care if Bruce Wayne came back and then how do we keep publishing Nightwing and all that?  It's the kind of dirty dealing from the bottom of the deck that sunk Conan O'Brien on the Tonight Show a few years ago.

Of course I liked Jean-Paul because he had a sweet costume.  A cape and tights are fine, but why have that when you can have flamethrowers and rocket launchers?  Duh.    And really he's even more of a tragic character than Bruce Wayne.  He never even met his mother, was brainwashed from birth to be an assassin, and had his father die literally on his doorstep with this big new job as the assassin Azrael.  He really got the shitty end of the stick.  Part of it is too I like to root for the underdog and since everyone (even the writers) were pulling for Bruce Wayne, I would go the opposite way.

If there is one big problem in these comics it's that you have like four different writers and so Jean-Paul's personality becomes a bit uneven between them all--something definitely noticeable in a collection like this.  Sometimes he seems pretty sane while other times he seems much angrier and crazier.  And in the Catwoman issues he's an undersexed boob.  So it seems the writers weren't really on the same page.

There are a couple of problems with the actual collection, not the actual story.  For one thing they put some of these out of order.  It was annoying they start with the first two parts of Batman vs. the Midnight Cowboy robbers and then leave that off for a few other issues before getting back to it.  And it's never clear what happens when Batman and Robin were fighting each other in the Batcave.  That was probably in an issue not included.  That's the second problem that people on Amazon have noted.  There's about 8 issues missing, most of them dealing with Bruce Wayne's activities.  The good thing is all of those are online, though they're $2 apiece.  Of course this collection as it stands is 656 pages so I can see where they decided that another 160 or so might get a bit too cumbersome.  But they could have at least grouped all the stories together in the right order.

Anyway, I was glad I finally got a chance to read all these.  I'd read the novelization back in the 90s but that leaves a ton of stuff out.  I'm sure at some point I'd actually go and read the entire arc in the proper order because I think it's one of the great Batman storylines.
 
Tomorrow Box Office Blitz Continues!

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Come See Phony Photos: April

From my SIMply the Best calendar it's the page for April!  This should be a pretty familiar one, at least the one on the left.  If you don't know who it is then obviously you haven't been paying attention to my blog.  Stop following all those other blogs and just focus on this one!  What else do you need?  Um, yeah, anyway...

So the one on the left is Stacey Chance.  You should know her.  I mean I posted a whole police lineup of Staceys one time to choose from.  I don't think this is necessarily one people liked but it's one I liked and my vote counts a million times more than yours.  It's North Korean-style democracy in action.  Basically the hairstyle and clothes on the left suit her personality, which is very down-to-earth and no-nonsense because only a few days earlier she was a 50-year-old dude.  A straight 50-year-old dude, so obviously she wouldn't be running around in frilly pink dresses yet.

The one on the right is also Stacey.  Only she's dyed her hair black and wearing more formal attire to escape police scrutiny.  She uses a dead man's credit card to buy a bunch of fancy clothes that are a complete 180 from her usual attire and then treats herself to a spa weekend at his expense.  (What does he care, he's dead!)  Actually her hair there is more purple because for some reason people who make these hairs think purple is actually black.  Are they colorblind?

If you want to learn more about this story, you can buy it for $1.99 here!  (Also on B&N and Amazon.)  And I'll be talking more in-depth about it in two weeks.  Because I can.

Tomorrow is the long overdue review that completes the whole Batman: Knightfall saga I talked about last August.  Since I did the whole thing half-assed it is appropriately the middle of the story.

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Behold Two-Cent Tuesday: One Final Effort

When the plan still was to release one Scarlet Knight story per month, I was going to work up one entry per month about the book being released.  But since absolutely no one cared about the second one, I just chucked the rest out the door and said the hell with it.  Anyway, this is one last attempt to make anyone care.  For the hell of it I'll start at the beginning because there might still be someone who's visited this blog and has no idea about this series yet.

Tales of the Scarlet Knight

Volume 0:  Dark Origins:  This is a prequel short story I wrote last October that explains how about 4000 years ago there was a war between rogue Egyptian goddess Isis and Merlin the wizard.  When Isis creates an evil warrior to serve her, Merlin responds by enlisting the aid of a young man named Artr in ancient Britain.  The boy becomes the Scarlet Warrior.

Price:  FREE!

Word Count:  23,000

(You can read it here on the blog or download it in ebook form from Smashwords.  It's still 99 cents on Amazon.)


Volume 1:  A Hero's Journey:   This is the first novel in the series.  It takes place in the year 2000.  Dr. Emma Earl is a nineteen-year-old genius who's haunted by the deaths of her parents when she was eight.  When she begins working at the Plaine Museum of Natural History in Rampart City, strange things begin to happen.  A weird object shows up at the museum and then during a presentation part of the museum explodes and Emma is nearly disemboweled by a monstrous creature in black armor.  Later, she has a vision of her mother guiding her to the museum's sub-subbasement, where she finds a magic suit of red plate armor created by Merlin the wizard.  Emma has to put on the armor to save the world from the evil Black Dragoon before it's too late...

Price:  $2.99

Word Count:  87,000

Volume 2:  Time Enough to Say Goodbye:  About 18 months later, Emma gets word about two men who may have killed her parents 13 years ago.  While she investigates that, a mysterious young woman named Marie Marsh is trying to summon dark powers to go back in time and save a little girl in 1876 named Veronica Windham.  To do this, Marie enlists the aid of a man going by the alias the Watchmaker.  When Marie and the Watchmaker are successful and bring Veronica to the present, it creates an alternate timeline.  In this timeline, Emma finds that she's not the Scarlet Knight, she's about to wed the love of her life, Dan Dreyfus, and her parents are still alive!  Emma has to decide whether keeping her parents alive is worth the threat of a rising demon army...

Price:  $1.99

Word Count:  89,000

Volume 3:  The Hazards of Love:  For five years Emma has pined for Dr. Dan Dreyfus, who's spent most of that time in Egypt searching for ancient artifacts.  He finally returns to Rampart City with some ancient artifacts--and a new bride!  Her name is Isis and as bodies begin to turn up with their hearts missing and the evil Black Dragoon returns to rampage through the city again, Emma realizes Isis is not who she appears to be.  She may in fact be the Scarlet Knight's greatest foe!  (Which you'd know if you read volume 0.)

Price:  $1.99

Word Count:  89,000

(On a side note, Michael Offutt beta read it and said it's better than even the first one.  Which it is.)

Volume 4:  Change of Heart:  For the last nine months, Emma has been without a job.  She's had to sell off most of her possessions like her motorcycle.  Then she loses her apartment.  To make it worse, her best friend Becky is still angry with Emma about her fiance's murder while Dan Dreyfus is angry with the Scarlet Knight about his wife's apparent murder.  To escape all these problems and earn some much-needed cash, Emma takes a job in Russia for a man named Bykov, who turns out to be a gangster.  He's in possession of a strange meteor that inadvertently causes Emma to switch bodies with her friend Becky.  As Emma (as Becky) tries to find a way to change them back, Becky (as Emma) takes up the Scarlet Knight's armor to fight a monster also created by the meteor.

Price:  $1.99

Word Count:  98,000

(They just did this recently in the Spider-Man comics where he switches bodies with Doctor Octopus.  Clearly they must have read my rough drafts of this book in 2010.)

Volume 5:  Betrayal Begets Blood:  The day starts ordinarily enough for Emma Earl.  Then she realizes that one of her students has gone missing.  While searching for the missing girl, Emma is shocked to find out someone's tried to kill her underground ally the Sewer Rat.  She's even more shocked when she finds out her witch friend Sylvia is plotting against Emma and the rest of her friends.  Sylvia's not doing it by choice; she's doing it to save her boyfriend.  But who's pulling her strings and why?  And who will make the ultimate sacrifice in order to save Rampart City and the world?

Price:  $1.99

Word Count:  109,000

(Also Joss Whedon and Christopher Nolan must have read my rough drafts for the end of this one in 2010.)

Volume 6:  Future Shock:  Six months later, Emma is struggling to cope with being pregnant while still maintaining her job as the Scarlet Knight.  Things get more difficult when an assassin with magical abilities comes after her.  When Emma seeks shelter in an archive of witch spells, one of them is activated to send her 20 years into the future.  There Emma meets her grown daughter Louise, who is destined to become the next Scarlet Knight and save the world from an enemy in Emma's past.

Price $1.99

Word Count:  138,000

(This is incidentally my favorite of the series.)


Volume 7:  Living Sacrifice:  (SPOILER ALERT!)  For the last two years, Emma has lived with the pain and guilt of thinking her daughter died just hours after she was born.  But then an agent of Russian gangster Sergei Bykov tells Emma her daughter is alive in Russia with Bykov.  Emma and the Sewer Rat rush off to Russia in order to save Louise.  Meanwhile, a group of half-witch assassins is after witch Aggie Chiostro's infant daughter.  To stop them, Aggie and her niece Cecelia travel the globe to search for the mysterious leader of the assassins, known only as the Headmistress.  Yet an even greater evil is waiting in the wings, ready to plunge the whole world into darkness!

Price: $1.99

Word Count:  112,000


Volume 8:  The Heart of Emma Earl:  The evil goddess Isis has returned and only Emma Earl can stop her.  There's just one problem:  Emma's gone missing!  As the only one in the world who hasn't been brainwashed by Isis yet, Tim Cooper ventures into a parallel universe to get the tools to allow him to enter Isis's realm and rescue Emma so she can try to vanquish Isis once and for all!

(And there's really a lot more going on in this one, but I don't want to give too much away.  As you'll see from the word count, this is an epic.)

Price $1.99

Word Count:  158,000 (Told you it was epic.)

There you have it!  As you can see, it is a sprawling epic of massive proportions.  It's a real bargain at only $1.99 per book.  I mean for $1.99 you can't even buy a new comic book that's only 23 pages long!  If you don't believe me, just check out DC or Marvel online...I'll wait.  And have you seen how much it is for a movie ticket these days?  That's only going to entertain you for 2 1/2 hours--if that.  This is a much better way to get some epic superhero adventure.

While I'm tilting at windmills, in two weeks I'll talk about my other series, The Chances Are series!

Monday, April 1, 2013

A Comic Captions 4/1/2013

It's time for another Comic Captions, where your job is to recaption a comic book panel.  The goal of course is to make it as humorous as possible.

This week's comes from Green Lantern #22


Now it's my turn!
Blue lady:  You guys must be my 3 o'clock.

(The blue lady has a name but I was too lazy to look it up.  I'm sure Tony Laplume knows it.)
And now you try to do better.

Box Office Blitz Week 12 Results

Going to do this really quick.

The top 3 this weekend were:
GI Joe $41.2M
Croods $22.3M
Temptation $23M (Maybe now Andrew will know who Tyler Perry is)

So I could not have been more wrong:
  1. The Croods $35M
  2. The Host $28M
  3. GI Joe $25M 
I do get 50 for Croods and 50 for Joe for 100 total.  Which also means the bonus question was UNDER 151.

Andrew guessed:
1. The Host -- $45m
2. G.I. Joe -- $35m
3. Croods -- $28m

He gets 50 for Joe and 50 for Croods as well for 100.

Tony guessed:
1. G.I. Joe: Retaliation ($50 mil)
2. The Croods ($20 mil)
3. Olympus Has Fallen ($15 mil)

He gets 100 for Joe and 100 for Croods for 200 total.

Briane Pagel guessed:
1. The Croods, $40 million
2. GI Joe $30 million
3. The Host $15 million.

He gets 50 for Croods and 50 for Joe for 100 total.

And Rusty Carl guessed:
 GI Joe - $40 mil
Croods - $30 mil
The Host - $24 mil

He gets 100 for Joe and 100 for Croods for 200 total.  He was closer than Tony so he also wins the round!

And since Andrew was the only one other than Rusty who guessed under he wins the 400 bonus points.  So the scoreboard looks like this now:

Box Office Blitz

Scoreboard





12 Total
Tony Laplume 200 4600
Andrew Leon 500 3850
PT Dilloway 100 3050
Rusty Carl 700 2950
Briane Pagel 100 1850
Maurice Mitchell 0 1400
Michael Offutt 0 1400
Stephen Hayes 0 700
Donna Hole 0 200
David P King 0 200

1600 20200

So next week Rusty will probably take over 3rd place.

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