Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Two-Cent Tuesdays: Confessions of a Serial Nom de Plumer #branding

 Something that confuses a lot of people (including my own family) is how many different pen names I have.  There are at least 4 I've used plus my real name.  Now it's time to come clean and explain the purpose behind those different names.

When I self-published my first book Where You Belong, I used my real name (Patrick Dilloway).  I also did that for my book of short stories The Carnival Papers and for my second self-published novel Virgin Territory.

Then in 2011 when I was beginning to query A Hero's Journey I set up the first pen name, P.T. Dilloway.  I had this idea that since most agents are women and the main character of the book is a woman, maybe it would work better if they didn't know up front that the author was a guy because that might seem weird or creepy to them.  It's kind of the inverse of what JK Rowling (and others) did using her initials so people might not know she was a woman. 

Now the thing about the "initials" is they aren't even my real initials!  My middle name is Floyd (after my grandpa) so my proper initials are PF.  But I didn't like that because then people would think of the Chinese restaurant PF Chang's.  PT was something my late father sometimes called me and really the only connotations I could think of are PT Barnum and PT-109, neither of which really seemed negative to me--depending on your feelings about the circus I suppose.  Thus was that name born!

Then in 2012 I had the brainstorm to set up my own imprint, Planet 99 Publishing.  I thought it'd be pretty lame if every book on there was written by the same author.  So I decided to use 3 different names and then split the books up between them.  I didn't do that randomly; I developed a system.  Here's how I decided:

  • Claire Lachance:  YA books and "quality" romance-type books
  • Paul L. Madden:  Literary books and "quality" sci-fi
  • Eric Filler:  All the other stuff

Guess which one has sold the most books?  If you guessed Mr. Filler you would be correct! 

How did I decide on those names and categories?  The Eric Filler one I used an erotica author name generator.  It actually came up "Erica" so I just dropped the a and Boom!  Since it was geared towards erotica, I use that name for the stuff that has more sex in it and also the stuff I deemed not as up to snuff in terms of quality.

The Paul L. Madden one is based on an old enemy from a writing message board.  I used that name on a couple of fake email accounts and on the former Gather social network.  Except I didn't have the "L" in it but when I looked up "Paul Madden" on Amazon there was someone (or someones) with that name already and so to differentiate I threw in an initial.  My late father's name was Paul and his middle initial was L so there you go.

The Claire Lachance one came about after this old 2011 blog entry where I talked about creating a secret blogging identity.  In the entry I had said I wasn't going to do it but then I thought I'd try it out.  Had A Hero's Journey not been picked up by a publisher, I might have self-published it under this name.  I set up a fake Blogger account and even a fake blog for her.  I found that was a lot of work so I don't know how people like the lady in "Catfish" can keep it going, especially not with more than one fake account.  After A Hero's Journey got picked up I scrapped that plan but figured I might as well use the name on more female-oriented stories.  The origin of the name itself?  I just liked the name Claire and the Lachance was named after a hockey player on one of my EA Sports teams.

The idea behind those names was to create different "brands" so in theory people would know what to expect from each author.  If it's an Eric Filler then you know it's entertaining trash.  If it's a Claire Lachance you know it's more girl-oriented.  If it's a Paul L. Madden you know it's of higher quality.  If I weren't so lazy I'd have Twitter and Facebook and such for all three along with complete histories and bios and all that stuff.  But do you know how much work that would be?  Yeesh.  At the very least if you browse the site there's a little variety of author names.

Going forward I'll probably just keep using my fake initials name since I've got the Twitter and Facebook and such set up for that already.  Though the project I'm working on now is probably more of an Eric Filler one.

Monday, August 12, 2013

Comic Captions 8/12/13

It's time for another Comic Captions, where your job is to recaption a comic book panel.  The goal of course is to make it as humorous as possible.

This week's comes from The Incredible Hulk (Vol 2) #98


I'll go first
Hulk:  Hulk no smash on first date!
Now it's your turn!

Sunday, August 11, 2013

Box Office Blitz Week 5 Results!

Apparently an R-rated original sci-fi movie can be #1 at the box office...if you release it in August.  Studios might want to take note of that before they release another "Prometheus" or "Pacific Rim" in the heart of the summer season.  Meanwhile my strategy of going with the kiddie movies has backfired big time.  Looks like I'm going to be in the running for the Sacko!

The top movies this weekend were:
Elysium $30.5M
We're the Millers $26.6M
Planes $22M

My crappy picks were:
  1. Planes $32M
  2. Elysium $30M
  3. We're the Millers $20M
I picked all three movies but in completely the wrong order so I only get 100 for each for 300 points.

Rusty picked:
Elysium - $35 mil
Planes - $27 mil
Percy Jackson 2 - $20 mil

That's 200 for Elysium, 100 for Planes and 0 for Percy Jackson for 300 total.

David Walton picked:
Planes $40 Mil
Elysium $36 Mil
We're the Millers $27 Mil

Which is 100 each for 300 total.

Briane Pagel picked:
1. Elysium: $35 mil.
2. Planes, $30 mil.
3. The Wolverine $25 mil.

That's 200 for Elysium and 100 for Planes for 300 total.  Wow you guys are making me feel better about my crappy picks!

Michael Offutt picked:
Percy Jackson $40 million
Elysium $30 million
Planes $25 million

He gets 100 for Elysium and 400 for Planes for 500 total.

Andrew Leon picked:
1. Elysium: $39m
2. Planes: $32m
3. We're the Millers: $24m

That's 200 for Elysium and 100 for the other two for 400 total.

Maurice Mitchell picked:
1. Elysium - $34 m
2. Planes - $24 m
3. Percy Jackson 2 - $18m

That's 200 for Elysium and 100 for Planes for 300 total.

And Chris Dilloway picked:
Planes @ $37
Elysium @ $35
Millers @ $28

That's 300 for him too.

So it seems my attempt to motivate you with negative reinforcement didn't really payoff.  Michael Offutt wins this week's stink-off and gets the 300 extra points.

The updated standings are:


Box Office Blitz


Scoreboard







5 Total
1 Rusty Carl 300 3100
2 Briane Pagel 300 3000
3 David Walton 300 2700
4 Chris Dilloway 300 2600
5 Andrew Leon 400 2400
6 PT Dilloway 300 1800
7 Michael Offutt 800 1400
8 Maurice Mitchell 300 1100
8 Sweetie Pagel 0 300


3000 18400
So Rusty is still narrowly in the lead while Maurice has taken over the lead for the Sacko.  Let's all hope we can step it up next week!

Saturday, August 10, 2013

Putting the Cover Before the Book

Most of the time I worry about the cover long after the book is written.  In the case of my latest project, I actually had the idea for the cover before I've even started on Chapter 1.  I know I want to do a cover like this:


Only the titles are obviously different.  The concept of the story is the same, except instead of Reagan-era paranoia about the "Evil Empire" starting WWIII, I'm using that old standby of a zombie apocalypse.  With zombies running amok, the few human settlements left have become widely scattered and the only way for them to trade with each other for supplies necessary to their survival is through the air.  But this has given rise to "air pirates" who are exactly what you think.  There's also a mysterious hero in a strange airplane who's known only as the "Sky Ghost" who defends the innocent from air pirates--sort of like Batman in a plane.

So here are some cover ideas I came up with, using the above cover as my inspiration.  There's a little bright purple outline around the cockpit and logo that's because I'm mocking these up in PowerPoint and it's not real great at making things transparent.  And if you see any "Fotolia" logos it's because these are just rough comp images.

#1 Bangkok is Burning:

Getting a picture of a city on fire is really hard for whatever reason.  Stupid stock photo sites.  This picture is of Bangkok I guess but the story does not take place in Bangkok.

#2 Dogfight!

Of course if you put in "dogfight" on a stock photo site all you get are pictures of dogs.  Seriously.  So I just used a picture of a lake and added in a couple of planes.  The advantage of this one is it should actually be like a scene from the book.

#3 Apocalypse Now!

This is what the artist calls "gloomy apocalypse landscape" which I suppose is somewhat appropriate


#4 Apocalypse in Blue

It's pretty much the same background only tinted blue

#5 This City's on Fire:

This is a wallpaper of a city burning that I downloaded.  I redid this one in Paint Shop Pro which is why the text looks like shit.  I don't have PowerPoint on my computer at home since the one that did have PowerPoint is on its way back to the factory.  I think it's my favorite, which probably means everyone else will hate it.

Do you have any favorites in this lot?  I was thinking to myself what I really need is a picture of Detroit on one of those old-school Devil's Nights where half the city was on fire.

Thursday, August 8, 2013

Comic Captions 8/8/13

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT:  By the minimal standards of my "publisher" of A Hero's Journey, my latest novel Girl Power is an international best seller!  It hit at least #57 in the category Literature & Fiction > Fantasy > Superhero in the US and #26 for the same category in the UK.  How many copies does it take to be a "best seller?"  In this case, 4 in the US and 2 in the UK.  So it's kind of a chintzy win but I takes 'em any way I can gets 'em.  It is sort of ironic because after all the work I put in on A Hero's Journey it bombed and this book I wrote and put out on a lark with almost no effort does better.  And thanks for voting on the cover.  I guess you guys picked a winner!

Now it's time for another Comic Captions, where your job is to recaption a comic book panel.  The goal of course is to make it as humorous as possible.

This week's comes from All-Star Superman #10


I'll go first
Superman:  #4 or #5?  They all look the same to me.
Now it's your turn!

Tomorrow Box Office Blitz continues with the announcement of a fabulous new prize!

Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Phony Photos: August

From my SIMply the Best calendar it's August's page.  Last month I introduced Val from my story Perfect Worlds and now it's time to introduce her girlfriend Kari.  Hooray!

If you were paying attention, you might recognize the center one as the Lady in Red from last year.  Or probably not.  Anyway, that's Kari in her young 20s as a hot secretary.  On the left is Kari a little older and more mature with brown hair and funky sports goggles.  On the bottom right is Kari a little older yet and back to red hair.  And at the top is Kari in her awkward teen phase with pimples and tattoos around her collar.

And here's the Sims 3 version:


Next month this series ends with the homewerecker who ruins Val and Kari's relationship.

BTW, according to the Sims calendar today is Stacey Chance's birthday!  (I think because it's about the day I started writing the first book in 2011.)  So why not celebrate by getting all three books for a mere $1.98?
Happy Birthday!

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Two Cent Tuesday: Flipping the Script

Saturday night I finally got around to reading the "Planet Hulk" comics I'd bought on sale a couple weeks ago.  The story for that is Reed Richards, Iron Man, and Dr. Strange shoot the Hulk into space because they're sick of him smashing stuff.  He ends up on a remote planet and sort of reenacts "Gladiator" and then "Robin Hood" until he becomes king of the world.

Anyway, the first 12 issues set all this up and then the last issue tears everything down when the Hulk's ship spontaneously explodes and destroys the whole planet to set up the "World War Hulk" storyline where he returns to Earth to kick everyone's asses.

This is something that annoys me and that usually happens in series because you have to prolong the series so you ruin an otherwise perfect happy ending with a lame plot twist.  I mean the Hulk had united all these different tribes and become the king and married a chick and knocked her up and then 20 pages later we have to torch all that.

The next morning I watched "Star Trek: Generations" which is kind of the same thing.  In "Star Trek VI" Kirk and crew almost literally rode off into the sunset, but then we had to bring Kirk back and contrive a scenario where he could pass the torch to Picard and then dies.  It was definitely the weakest entry of the Next Generation movies and really unnecessary.

Another example that comes to mind is "Men in Black II" where we had to throw away the happy ending for Tommy Lee Jones just so that we could make a couple of crappy sequels to make more money.  That's the thing, in all these cases I don't think there was much artistic value to these moves.  It was just about extending the series to make $$$$$.

Sometimes this happens on a smaller scale to create drama.  I remember episodes of "Family Guy" and "Reaper" for instance where a main character gets into a relationship with a girl and once things get serious BOOM! that girl instantly does a 180 to become obsessive and clingy so he has to dump her.  The idea is we don't want him to actually end up with the girl because then we'd have to keep her around and that would mess things up, but really I can't help feeling how contrived it is.

I think in part that's why I haven't felt any need to continue the Scarlet Knight series past book 8 or the Chances Are series past Book 3 because both end up with relatively happy endings.  If I did a sequel to either I'd have to start tearing that down and really I haven't seen any great impetus to do so.  In lieu of money there'd have to be some story I thought really needed told to sacrifice the happy ending I came up with.  Or if there's money involved of course...

Are there any happy endings you wish hadn't been wiped away?

Monday, August 5, 2013

The Great Girl Power Cover Off!

I've been getting my latest book Girl Power into shape with some editing (because some of us actually do that, ahem) and soon it will be time to get a final-ish product out there, which means it needs a cover.  So here are some cover designs I came up with for you to decide which you like and don't like.

#1:  Sims 3 Cover:  

This is the cover I used on Wattpad, although I hadn't slapped an author name on it.
The advantages of this cover are it's FREE for me and also the characters look more or less how they should.  The disadvantage is the Sims 3 graphic doesn't scale up in size all that well so it gets a bit fuzzy.

#2:  Smashwords Cover:

This one I tossed together using a graphic I had lying around because it scaled up better for the size Smashwords requires.


The advantage is that it sizes up better.  The disadvantage to me is it's kind of boring, to me.  You may feel differently.

#3:  Two Girls, One Cover:

This is another image I pulled from iStockPhoto

The girls in this might be too young, though with their backs turned it's harder to tell.  The disadvantage for me is this one is more expensive than others.

#4:  Undress Me With Your Eyes:

This is kind of the Superman pose, only it's a girl.  And just to be misogynistic look how I fit the title around her boobs!

The disadvantage of this one is the picture is longer horizontally so I have to deform it to make it the right shape for a cover.

#5 Middle-Aged Superhero

I can't think of a clever title for this one.

The disadvantage is I think this chick skews a little on the old side.  I'm just saying.

#6:  Superfriends

This is a group of superheroes so it holds closer to the first one


The disadvantages are you have 5 heroes not 4 like in the book and why does it look like they're posing in a police lineup room?

So do any of these strike your fancy?  Or maybe you have a better idea?  BTW, do you like the glowing pink text effect from Power Point?

Sunday, August 4, 2013

Box Office Blitz Week 4 Results!

I didn't help my own cause this weekend by spending $7.50 to see "2 Guns."  I would have seen "The Wolverine" but it wasn't starting for 45 minutes and 2 Guns was starting right then and since I really didn't give a shit about either, I just went to see 2 Guns.  It was an OK buddy action movie, but as I tweeted, it's the kind of movie where you won't miss anything if you wait to see it on DVD.  And BTW, there are a lot more than 2 guns in the movie.  Liars!

Anyway, the top movies this week:
  1. 2 Guns $27.4M
  2. The Wolverine $21.7M
  3. Smurfs 2 $18.2M
Another down week for me as I picked:
  1. Smurfs 2 $50M
  2. The Wolverine $30M
  3. 2 Guns $25M
Guess I grossly estimated the kiddies this week.  Anyway, I get 100 for Smurfs, 100 for Wolverine plus a 200 point bonus for placing it #2, and then 100 for 2 Guns.  That's 500 total.

Christopher Dilloway picked:
2 guns $35
Smurfs 2 $30
Wolverine $25

That's 100 for 2 Guns plus a 100 point bonus and 100 each for Smurfs and Wolvie for 400 total.

Rusty picked:
2 Guns $34 mil
Smurfs 2 $25 mil
Wolverine $20 mil

Also 400 points

Michael Offutt picked:
1) 2 Guns at $34 million
2) Smurfs 2 at $27 million
3) The Wolverine $24 million

Also 400 points

Maurice Mitchell picked:
1. 2 Guns - $33
2. The Smurfs 2 - $24
3. The Wolverine - $20

Also 400 points

Andrew Leon picked:
1. 2 Guns: $32m
2. Smurfs 2: $25m
3. Wolverine: $21m

Also 400...this is why you don't all pick the same thing!

David Walston picked:
1. 2 Guns $32M
2. The Wolverine $27M
3. The Smurfs 2 $23M

That's a trifecta! 900 points

But the winner is Briane Pagel again with:
1. 2 Guns $30 mil.
2. The Wolverine $25 mil
3. Smurfs 2, $20 mil.

That's a trifecta and since he picked 2 Guns closer than David he wins the extra 300 points for 1200 total.

The updated scoreboard:


Box Office Blitz


Scoreboard







4 Total
1 Rusty Carl 400 2800
2 Briane Pagel 1200 2700
3 David Walton 900 2400
4 Chris Dilloway 400 2300
5 Andrew Leon 400 2000
6 PT Dilloway 500 1500
7 Maurice Mitchell 400 800
8 Michael Offutt 400 600
8 Sweetie Pagel 0 300


4600 15400

Tomorrow I'm asking YOU to pick the cover for my latest book!

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