Here's this month's selection from Batman issue #8:
OK, now here's my stab at it:
BATMAN: I AM...a copyright lawsuit waiting to happen.
Get it? Because he's wearing a robot suit like Iron Man. Yeah, no one said it has to be GOOD.
Now you try in the comments. And don't cop out by saying, "Oh gee I can't think of anything." Just go with the first thing that pops in your head. What are you, chicken? Bawk bawk bawk...and if that doesn't work I'll triple dog dare you.
Tomorrow I ramble on about the Knightfall series that inspired the recent Batman movie...