A to Z Challenge 10: Joyous Occasions

I'm stretching again for this one.  Anyway, what's a more joyous occasion than being a bride at a wedding?  Except it's not so joyous when you're a guy being forced into becoming a bride.  That's the basis for Transformed Into a Bride.

The first story is another of those scenarios that probably doesn't make perfect sense.  This conman has married an old woman for her money and then poisoned her.  One of the old lady's family happens to have some magic powers and so changes the guy into a hot blond chick who's engaged to be married to some old guy.  (Does that make sense?  Not really?  Whatever.)  The conman has to get the old guy to the altar if he wants the money and maybe to become a man again.  You'll never guess what happens!  Or maybe you will.

The second story is longer and far more involved.  A homeless guy sees a flier promising $10,000 if he volunteers for a medical experiment.  So he goes to this creepy underground lab only to be shot up with something that changes him into a woman!  He finds himself in kind of a hospital/finishing school with first Emma from Tales of the Scarlet Knight and then later Melanie of Girl Power.  Because I like a good inside joke.

In this hospital/finishing school he's forced to learn how to do girly things like put on makeup and walk in heels and stuff like what fork to use for salad or entrees and other high society crap.  But this is only Phase 1 of the operation.  Then there's Phase 2, which leads to him being married off to some dude.  I'd say that's a spoiler, but the book is called Transformed Into a Bride, so obviously he's got to be a bride at some point, right?

Anyway, I think the second story is better than the first.  Find out for yourself by buying it off of Amazon for $2.99!

A to Z Challenge 9: I've Become My Schoolgirl Fantasy!

That title pretty much says it all, right?  So there you go, entry over.  See ya!

Nah.

The story is pretty self-explanatory.  There's a selfish prick who forgets his wife's anniversary.  When he wants her to put on a schoolgirl outfit for a little role-playing, she decides to reveal that she's a witch and then wrinkles her nose to POOF! turn him into the schoolgirl the costume was designed for.  That night she fucks his brains out, but then she decides to actually send him to school so he can get a good idea of what it's like to be a real schoolgirl.

Because I always try to include life-affirming messages like that in my erotica stories.  This is another of those where I had the cover image lying around on my laptop after having bought it with some other images.  I decided to finally write a story to go with the picture--sort of.  I mean that girl on the cover looks more like a naughty teacher than a schoolgirl, but whatever. 

If you're brave enough, buy it from Amazon for $2.99!

A to Z Challenge 8: Halloween

Is it Halloween?  No, far from it.  But when I was in Scottsdale, AZ (the first time) I had this brainstorm that since it was October, why not write a special version of my Transformed series for Halloween?  I had seen a book or two about costumes that change a guy into a girl and thus decided I would use that for my basis.

But why just have one when you can have 5?  I mean the more the merrier, right?  And why not base them on themes I'd used already?  So there's a little girl, a schoolgirl, a whore, a Goth girl, and a cheerleader though I didn't have a cheerleader-themed book.  So sue me.

The basic idea is these five guys are at a Halloween party with their wives. The wives are dressed in the themes above and at midnight they reveal that they've employed a witch who will put a spell on the guys to turn them into their wives' costumes for all of Halloween.  That's some extreme marriage therapy!

Then of course mayhem ensues.  The core concept comes from a Twilight Zone episode where this old guy who's dying has his family put on these masks that reveal their gross inner personality.  When they take the masks off their faces are still that way.  Take that!

Another fun fact is that the font on the cover is from the movie "Halloween."  What a coincidence, right?

It's surprising that even though it's long past Halloween this still sells a copy or two a month and gets a few borrows.  Who says Halloween can't be any time of the year, right?

Buy it from Amazon for $2.99...if you dare!

A to Z Challenge 7: Goth Girls

My fascination with Goth girls I guess began with the fifth Tales of the Scarlet Knight book, Betrayal Begets Blood.  In that Agnes the witch is transported into an alternate universe where instead of a witch, she's a fat teenager with purple hair who's into all that fake witchcraft stuff.  Then in Girl Power when the Batman character becomes a teenage girl, he's given a makeover into a sort-of Goth girl, kind of mocking that whole "creature of the night" Batman thing.

So it was only natural I guess I'd dedicate one of my Transformed books to Goth Girls.  I said in a previous post that I think it's my favorite of the series and it totally is!  The first story is called "Graveyard Girls," which comes from a song:

In this case there's a band called the Graveyard Girls and when a guy listens to their record, he turns into a Goth girl!  He hooks up with another Goth girl to try to track the lead singer of the band down.

At the end of that story they visit a Goth bar that is the setting for the second story.  In that story a guy tries to convince the owner of the bar to sell out to him, but instead she turns him into a young woman who's to become her new bartender.  Mayhem ensues!

This is one of those that I wish had done better sales-wise.  I guess for purely sentimental reasons I decided to write a sequel.  I think it features my most innovative cover to date:

See how I tried to make it look sorta like a tattoo? Awesomesauce!

The first story of this is another of my black comedies.  A nerdy Goth guy is tired of being alone and reads an article about how to fashion a golem out of mud and bring it to life.  So he designs his perfect girl in the mud--only for it to come to life with the spirit of his mortal enemy, a jock guy who bullies him at school!  See the jock died in a car wreck at like the precise moment the golem was being brought to life so it used his soul.  Makes perfect sense, right?  Obviously mayhem ensues.

The second story kind of misfired.  It's sort of a ghost story in that there's a ghost who appears at this Minnesota lake every 100 years.  Two college kids are determined to film the ghost but when the guy tries to touch the ghost he's pulled into the water and emerges as a girl!  The problem here is that it takes the whole story for him to actually become a Goth girl.  Maybe you would appreciate that slow build or probably not.  It's the kind of story that was probably better in concept than in execution.  Not that it's terrible; it just didn't work out how I planned.

But hey that first one is really good even if my descriptions kind of suck.  Go buy them for $2.99 apiece on Amazon, I command you!

A to Z Challenge 6: French Maid

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, right?  I saw some other authors had books about a guy turning into a French maid and thought, Why not me?  I mean not me changing into a French maid, though that probably would be an improvement; I mean me writing a book about some hapless guy turning into a maid.

The scenario is kind of contrived.  There's a governor who's kind of in that George W mold of not really giving a shit about his job or reading newspapers or anything.  Someone decides to kidnap him and turn him into a French maid named Fifi who has to clean a mansion from top-to-bottom everyday or else be disciplined.  Though he starts to kind of like that discipline.

The second story actually focuses on a Mexican maid.  You know the Consuelo character from "Family Guy?"  She's like that, only hotter.  A guy who's in one of those border patrol gangs sees a young Mexican woman trying to cross the border and captures her.  As he's going to rape her, there's a bright light and he wakes up AS her!  So now he's working at a shitty motel (which I used the crappy old motel I stayed at in Mitchell, SD for the basis) where he not only has to clean rooms, but also service some of the customers.  You know what I mean.  Or do you?

The second story I think turned out better.  Maybe I thought it through a little better.  I mean the first one I wrote on my way to Seattle so I was kind of busy some of the time.

This wasn't a huge success, maybe because there are already too many French maid gender swap books on the market.  Or not.  Who can say?  Not me or I'd be a rich genius like Warren Buffett.

Unless I've convinced you otherwise (or even if I have) you can buy this for $2.99 from Amazon!

A to Z Challenge 5: Elixir

In case you never thought to download it like the two years it was free, Chance of a Lifetime is free for the next few days. Like I always say, even if you don't want to read it, just download it to help me out.  I mean it's free so it shouldn't compromise your "integrity" at all--or your finances!

I could have used Easter since it's the day after Easter and I have a story called Transformed for Easter.  Instead I'm going to use Elixir, a reference to a little story called The Lipstick Lesbian Elixir

It's the first one of these books I wrote that's NOT a gender swap story.  The main character starts as a woman and ends a woman.  In this case the woman is a butch police detective who's investigating this drug called Lezz that turns the women who use it into horny lesbians who go crazy and kill their husbands.

At a crime scene the detective ends up getting a bunch of the drug on her.  Over the next few days she finds herself getting increasingly girly, until she looks like the hot chick on the cover.  At the same time while before she was pretty much asexual, she now finds herself really, really turned on by other women, especially a bartender she meets.

This was one of those where I was trying to broaden my horizons a little, expand my market beyond just gender swap stories.  It hasn't done really great, which is probably an indication I should just stay in my sandbox.

You can buy it from Amazon for a measly $2.99!  And if you're still in the mood for Easter, you can also buy Transformed for Easter for $2.99!

A to Z Challenge 4: Dominatrixes

In case you never thought to download it like the two years it was free, Chance of a Lifetime is free for the next few days. Like I always say, even if you don't want to read it, just download it to help me out.  I mean it's free so it shouldn't compromise your "integrity" at all--or your finances!

Of all the books I've written since July, Transformed Into a Dominatrix is the one I'm most surprised wasn't a hit.  I mean I get people who bitch about there not being enough sex in some of my books and yet people don't read the one that is full of S&M sex stuff!  Go figure.

I think this was a conscious attempt after the previous Transformed Into a Geek Girl to get back into something a little racier.  Yet it didn't really work, did it?

The first story is filled with "American Dad" references as a CIA agent named Stan transfers his brain into a Russian dominatrix to nail her boss, a gangster.  Except he ends up nailing him in an entirely different way of course.  The biggest problem is that the gangster's thug blew up Stan's real body and the equipment that transferred his brain, so he's kind of stuck.  In the second half of the story we find him becoming more and more the Russian dominatrix.

The second story is another of those black comedies.  There's this weird fat guy (who bears no resemblance to me whatsoever) who buys a leather teddy.  When he attempts to put it on it's like "The Mask" in that it changes him into someone else, in this case a woman who happens to enjoy torturing and murdering guys.  That doesn't sound funny, does it?  Well that's why I said black comedy.

I know at least one other book uses the cover image above.  I bet they've sold more books than I have.  They probably get reviews too.

You can buy this for a mere $2.99 on Amazon!

A to Z Challenge 3: Cougars

On Adult Swim I used to see commercials for this site called "Cougar Life" that I never visited, but it inspired my idea for Transformed Into a Cougar.  Because, why not?  YOLO and shit.

The idea is that a guy turns into a middle-aged woman.  The first story it's a young guy who disses an older woman at a bar.  She turns out to be an ancient goddess who turns him into her middle-aged wing(wo)man.  They seduce a couple of horny kids but things go awry when the new cougar starts to fall in love with the cub.

The second story features one of the weirder methods for gender swapping.  There's a comet going by and a nerdy kid inadvertently wishes that he could be more like his hot history teacher.  So the next morning he wakes up as the teacher!  It's one of those I started out funny and then it takes dark turns as the kid and teacher get into a war of wishing on the comet before it disappears for another 100 years.

This book wasn't extremely popular but I decided to write a sequel anyway.  Because, why not?  YOLO and shit.  Still.

Though I ran into some trouble publishing it because Amazon didn't (apparently) like the original cover:

So I changed it to this:

I'm not sure that lady is old enough to really be a cougar, but whatever.


The first story of the sequel is about a jerk boss who fires his secretary/mistress because she's getting wrinkly and saggy.  She gives him a potion that turns him into an older woman like her.  The only way he can break the spell is if he cons a guy into marrying him within 2 weeks.  He thinks he finds the perfect guy, but that's where it all goes wrong.

The second story is my infamous "sex vampires" one.  Imagine if instead of a guy in evening clothes who bites you on the neck vampires were really women who suck out your life force by fucking you?  Yeah.  A naive kid at a bar thinks he's in for the time of his life when an older woman picks him up, but of course she's just using him as her latest prey.  Except she's "merciful" and instead of fucking him to death, she lets him live and become a vampire like her.  At first he's a really old woman but after screwing a bum he becomes only middle-aged and then gets shown the art of seduction.  It's kind of a black comedy that's another of those I could probably write into a novel if I felt like it.  I mean, why not?  YOLO and shit.  I think that will be my new motto.

You can buy both books on Amazon for the amazing price of $2.99 apiece!

For fun (for me anyway) here's a cougar and her cub I designed on the Sims 3:

A to Z Challenge 2: Bimbos

In the Transformed series are not one but two books focusing on bimbos.  For my purposes a bimbo is a woman who looks really hot but isn't all that bright.

The first Transformed Into a Bimbo borrows heavily from my prior novel Chance of a Lifetime.  In the first story, a scientist is working on an anti-aging drug called FY-1978, which is the drug that turns Detective Steve Fischer into Stacey Chance in the novel.  Anyway, some animal rights protestors raid the lab to free the test animals and in the process the scientist gets dosed with the FY-1978.  He finds himself turning into a girl who gets increasing hot--and increasingly dumb.

The second story is basically a miniature version of Chance of a Lifetime.  A detective tries to foil a robbery at a pharmaceutical company and is shot with the drug, now going by the name Yunagin--Young Again, get it?  He turns into a young woman who then gets revenge on the criminals.

There are a couple of key differences.  First, Steve/Stacey is named Jake/Jackie Madigan; Jake is Steve's old partner in the Chances Are books.  Then of course Stacey looks like this:

You know, pretty much like a normal young woman.  Whereas Jackie looks like this:

Yowza!

Then there's how Jackie takes revenge.  Where Stacey pretty much fought them with guns and such, Jackie uses her body.  One guy is into S&M stuff so she uses that to her advantage and gets kind of creative.  You know, because this is supposed to be erotica.

Someone whined about the first book that the character should get into the sex more quickly, so I decided to give that a try with the sequel.  The first story is really short.  It's one of those classic Twilight Zone stories where a rich guy thinks he's going to cheat death by transferring his brain into his bimbo trophy wife, but gets more than he bargains for when he really starts turning into her.  If you read carefully you can see where Michael Offutt makes a cameo.

The second story was a lot longer.  It's one of those that sort of spun out of control a little.  Basically a janitor at a lab triggers a weird holodeck sort of thing and finds himself inside the holographic world as a character called "Naughty Nancy."  A scientist gets pulled in with him and together they jump through a few different scenarios as they struggle to escape.

The scenarios I based on some of my previous books, so they end up as schoolgirls, little girls, Goth girls, whores, fat girls, and geek girls.  That's part of why it ended up longer than I intended.  Fans of "Archer" will get the Dr. Krieger reference in the story.

And of course you can buy both on Amazon for the low low price of $2.99 each!

A to Z Challenge 1: Asian Girls

Volume 14 of the Transformed series is Transformed Into an Asian Girl.  How this one came together was almost by accident.  Basically I had bought the image I used on the cover with a couple other "sexy" cover images, but I didn't use it right away, so it was just lying around.

On my journey across America I sometimes saw signs for "Oriental Spas" and so decided to use that as the basis for the first story, "Happy Endings."  Basically a guy sees one of those spas advertised on the highway and decides to go investigate.  He signs up for a steam bath that turns him into one of the girls who work there.  Mayhem ensues.

The second story is more of a comedy.  A stoner is going to flunk out of college if he doesn't pass a big test, so he looks online and stumbles across some Chinese miracle drug that's supposed to boost your IQ 50 points overnight.  Well it does, but it also changes him into a Chinese girl.  Things get awkward with his roommate then.

The stories are of course intended for mature audiences.  You can find it on Amazon for only $2.99, or free if you have Amazon Prime/Kindle Unlimited.