Monday, December 23, 2013

Comic Captions 12/23/13

It's time for another Comic Captions, where your job is to recaption a comic book panel.  The goal of course is to make it as humorous as possible.

This week's comes from Marvel Holiday Magazine #4

I'll go first
Santa Doom:  Looks like someone is on the naughty list!

Now it's your turn!

Here's some additional food for thought.  I listen to a lot of XMas music, though this year I hardly bought any for once.  I half-heartedly checked Amazon but there didn't seem to be any new albums that were interesting.  Which got me thinking:  what artists do you wish had a Christmas album?  Here are some I wish had an XMas album (some have a track or two but I want a full album, dang it):
  1. Bill Shatner (I know he's Jewish, but come on, do some secular/Hanukkah songs!)
  2. Josh Joplin
  3. REM
  4. Counting Crows
  5. The Cranberries
  6. Ben Folds
  7. Bob Seger
  8. Bruce Springsteen
  9. Josh Ritter
  10. Belle & Sebastian
  11. The Avett Brothers
  12. Iron & Wine
Feel free to chime in on that as well.


  1. "You'd better leave me milk and cookies, or I will destroy you!"

  2. "You're gonna wish I only left coal in your stocking!"

  3. "Of course I'm the real Santa! Question me again and I'll unleash the doombots."

    And I don't do much Christmas music. But I'd love some more heavy metal holiday music. The whole idea just tickles me.

  4. "Why don't the kid's want to sit on my lap for a picture?!"

  5. Rusty: Check out "Naughty Naughty Christmas" by Danger Danger, or "Merry Christmas Everyone" from Slade.

    I'd like to hear a Christmas song from Jack White. An original one. I'll work on the caption.

  6. "You wanted a war on Christmas? YOU GOT A WAR ON CHRISTMAS!"

  7. "FOOLS! I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL! Also, Merry Christmas."

  8. My favorite Christamas album? Horny Holidays, by Mojo Nixon and the Toadliqours. Their Mr. Grinch kills.



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