Showing posts with label Two Fer Tuesday. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Two Fer Tuesday. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Two Cent Tuesday: The Good Ol' Days

BOX OFFICE BLITZ NOTE:  It turns out the rich get richer as when the actuals came in Thor 2 dropped from $38M all the way to $36.6M, which means Rusty was closer than David and thus won the round and got the 300 bonus points.  That means the magic number for Rusty to clinch the win is 601.

Last month I finished Canada by Richard Ford.  The book takes place in 1960, which got me thinking and then commenting in my review that really a book that takes place in 1960 can't be considered "contemporary" fiction anymore.  Instead we really ought to consider it "historical fiction" which covers everything from the cavemen on through the mid-20th Century.  Because really when you do the math for anyone to have been alive in 1960 they have to be 53 years old.  To actually have a memory of 1960 they would have to be at least 55.  So basically only people who qualify to join AARP could consider that a contemporary period.

This phenomenon isn't entirely new.  I remember in The Simpsons where Homer's friend Carl asks, "Why aren't there any new oldies?"  And we of course chuckle because it seems ridiculous to have NEW oldies.  But in actuality there are NEW oldies.  I mean when I was growing up "oldies" were pretty much 50s-60s music:  Elvis, the Beatles, Beach Boys, etc.  Nowadays when I'm in the chair at the dentist (the only time I'd ever listen to an oldies channel) you'll routinely hear stuff from the 70s-80s.  I get depressed to hear acts like U2 and Prince on the "oldies" channel.  Another decade and all the bands I grew up with in high school like Nirvana, Pearl Jam, and the Counting Crows will probably be relegated to "oldies."

This becomes a problem in books because let's face it when you're writing about 1960 and you're not courting a large social issue like The Help or something like that, then your demographic is definitely going to skew old.  Which might be a good idea because I'd wager old people buy more books.  But then you face that problem of old musicians like most of those from the 50s and 60s in that your audience keeps getting older and starts to shrink because they are literally dying off.  Before you know it, your editor has to sit down with you and give you the pink slip.

And the thing with a book like Canada is the 1960 setting really has no purpose.  My theory is the author only used it because that's the decade familiar to him as a teenager like the narrator in his book and thus it's the easiest for him to write about.  The book could easily have taken place at any time between 1960 and now because again he wasn't courting any big societal changes.  There was nothing about civil rights or really anything political or controversial in there.  So it really just strikes me as lazy on the author's part.  Ford isn't the only one guilty of this.  I thought pretty much the same with John Irving's Last Night in Twisted River and Jeffery Eugenides's The Marriage Plot.  There are probably a lot of others that would qualify as well.

This would be akin to if I set every story I wrote in the 1980s-1990s (mostly the 1990s) because that's when I grew up.  I've never really done that, largely because my sci-fi stories are set in the future and by the time I got to writing more general fiction it was the 2000s and they were set in present day for the most part.  In Where You Belong I didn't start it in 1977 when I was born; I started it in 1973-ish, or at least that was when Frost Devereaux was born.  Why?  Mostly I wanted Frost to be in college in the early 90s when there was still rampant paranoia and panic about HIV/AIDS.  I don't think, though, it's really important for me to capture my nostalgia for days gone by in my fiction.  I think most of the nostalgia in that book was through Frost's college roommate Pete who was into Star Wars and Transformers and stuff like that, but then Pete meets a bad end so subconsciously I guess I killed the nostalgia.

Anyway, I guess the point is that especially when you get older, you should be cognizant that just because you're familiar with a time period doesn't mean everyone else will be or that they'll have the same affection for it.  And it might do you some good to get out of your oldies comfort zone and into something more modern.  But especially with older writers who have been around a while I suppose that can be difficult to realize the decade you remember as your golden age is now golden oldies to most everyone else.

As I've said though, if you're going to use an old-timey setting then at least make it have some relevance.  Just because that's when you grew up is lazy writing and really goes against the idea that you shouldn't write autobiographical fiction.  That's something Mr. Irving preaches and yet seems to violate with regularity.

I'd make an exception for actual autobiographies.  For instance many of the Chubby Chatterbox's stories wouldn't be the same if they were set in modern day.  Since they are autobiographical I don't mind that at all.

Maybe when my generation all gets to be old-timers I'll feel differently.

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Two-Fer Tuesday #35: XMas Memories

From left to right:  Emma as the Scarlet Knight, Val, Stacey Chance, Kari
It's Tuesday, which means another Two Fer Tuesday.  If you're not acquainted with the rules, I use a random number generator to pick a page and paragraph to pluck two sentences from.  Let's see what we get this week.


Page Number: 111
Para
graph Number: 1
In the spirit of giving, I'm giving you a whole paragraph today!  Santa's got nothing on me.


When she was two, she had first seen Mickey’s Christmas Carol on television.  After that she had read the original Dickens book.  What they had in common was in both the Ghost of Christmas Past took Scrooge back into his past, where the old version of himself watched the young version of himself.

If you want more, you can now buy the whole book for just $2.99! 



Tomorrow, for Boxing Day, we have another Practical Superheroism...

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Two-Fer Tuesday #30: Office Romance



It's Tuesday, which means another Two Fer Tuesday.  If you're not acquainted with the rules, I use a random number generator to pick a page and paragraph to pluck two sentences from.  Let's see what we get this week.


Page Number: 19
Para
graph Number: 5 

A little office flirting here, or not? (In the first draft the answer would be yes but after edits the answer would be no.  I'm sure the PC Police have something to say about that.)


Then Connie asked, “You want to get a drink after work?  I could really use one after this.”

 

If you want more than just two puny sentences, you can now buy the whole book for just $2.99! 

Tomorrow, in the spirit of giving, we give credit to another Everyday Hero!

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Two-Fer Tuesday #29: Sean Connery Storms A Crime Scene

It's Tuesday, which means another Two Fer Tuesday.  If you're not acquainted with the rules, I use a random number generator to pick a page and paragraph to pluck two sentences from.  Let's see what we get this week.


Page Number: 28
Para
graph Number: 7
OK, it's not really Sean Connery, just another pissed-off Scottish guy...

“What the hell is going on here?” he shouted  with an accent that reminded Donovan of Sean Connery.  At the moment his face was red and he was giving Sergeant Cielo all he could handle to keep the man from storming into the crime scene.  

If you want more than just two puny sentences, you can now buy the whole book for just $2.99! 

Tomorrow is a holiday edition of Superhero Trivia Challenge! Win $5 for a little stocking stuffer...

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Two-Fer Tuesday #28: Top Men

It's Tuesday, which means another Two Fer Tuesday.  If you're not acquainted with the rules, I use a random number generator to pick a page and paragraph to pluck two sentences from.  Let's see what we get this week.


Page Number: 7
Para
graph Number: 11
Today's Two-Fer features a reference to Raiders of the Lost Ark and a bonus sentence...


“Then we’ll have to put it back in the hold.”
“Why?  So you can put it in a government warehouse to be examined by ‘top men?’” 

 
If you want more than just two puny sentences, you can now buy the whole book for just $2.99! 

Tomorrow is another Comic Captions.  If you don't like that, ask Santa for a new sense of humor...

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Two-Fer Tuesday #27: A Monster

It's Tuesday, which means another Two Fer Tuesday.  If you're not acquainted with the rules, I use a random number generator to pick a page and paragraph to pluck two sentences from.  Let's see what we get this week.


Page Number: 99
Para
graph Number: 8
I'll admit I cheated on this one to give you something spookier, it being Devil's Night and all.

Emma turned around, but there was something terribly wrong with her eyes.  They no longer had an iris or a pupil; they had become entirely gold-colored.



If you want more than just two puny sentences, you can now buy the whole book for just $2.99! 

Tomorrow is a spooky Halloween post that I wrote in July about one of my greatest fears...

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

We Interrupt Two-Fer Tuesday to Bring You This...

I'm cancelling today's Two-Fer Tuesday because I was working on a query letter last week and I wanted to get some opinions on it.  Ordinarily I'd post it on Friday, but Chapter 3 is posting on Friday, so what the heck.  No one really likes these Tuesday posts anyway.

This is a query for my story Chance of a Lifetime.  Now that I've got some actual stuff on my bio, I thought maybe I'd query it to agents and see if I get lucky.  (Probably not.)  Which means I need to do a query letter.  I tried one last winter on the Grumpy Bulldog blog.  Here's a new, possibly improved version.


When Detective Steve Fischer crosses the mob, he winds up like so many others at the bottom of the harbor.  But thanks to an experimental drug, Steve gets a chance for revenge.  There’s just one side effect:  Steve wakes up as a young woman.

She assumes the name Stacey Chance and sets out to avenge Steve Fischer.  Stacey’s quest becomes more urgent when she learns mob boss Artie Luther plans to sell the experimental drug’s formula to a shady Chinese firm.  Without the drug’s formula, Stacey has no hope to ever be Steve again. 

Armed with only her newfound feminine wiles, Stacey seduces one of Luther’s men and then begins to work her way up the chain of command.  Before she can get to Luther or the formula, though, she might end up at the bottom of the harbor again. 

Chance of a Lifetime is an 85,000-word thriller about revenge and redemption .

My first novel A Hero’s Journey was released by Solstice Publishing in October. 
And remember you can buy my book for just $2.99! 

Tomorrow Practical Superheroism continues!

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Two-Fer Tuesday #25: Lunch Break

First, a reminder that today my blog tour continues!  Today I'm on Laura Diamond's blog and discussing superhero psychoses. 

It's Tuesday, which means another Two Fer Tuesday.  If you're not acquainted with the rules, I use a random number generator to pick a page and paragraph to pluck two sentences from.  Let's see what we get this week.


Page Number: 8
Para
graph Number: 4
Wow, this one is so exciting two sentences couldn't contain all the awesomeness...not really.


“For the most part,” Emma said.
“Good.  Have you taken your lunch yet?”

After those scintillating two sentences, why not go buy the whole book?  It's available now in eBook formats!

Tomorrow another Everyday Hero takes center stage...

Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Two-Fer Tuesday #24: Noir Narration

It's Tuesday, which means another Two Fer Tuesday.  If you're not acquainted with the rules, I use a random number generator to pick a page and paragraph to pluck two sentences from.  Let's see what we get this week.


Page Number: 86
Paragraph Number: 9
A little noir-sounding narration:

There were plenty of monsters in this city, but all of them of the human variety.  She would just have to figure out which one had nearly diced the kid up.

Tomorrow is another Superhero Trivia Challenge question! So be ready at 9AM EST...

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Two-Fer Tuesday #23: Love is in the Air

It's Tuesday, which means another Two Fer Tuesday.  If you're not acquainted with the rules, I use a random number generator to pick a page and paragraph to pluck two sentences from.  Let's see what we get this week.


Page Number: 64
Para
graph Number: 14

Oooh, who loves who?

“Of course she would.  She loves you.”

Tomorrow is another Comic Captions, so start working on some material...

Two-Fer Tuesday #22: Ominous Overtones

It's Tuesday, which means another Two Fer Tuesday.  If you're not acquainted with the rules, I use a random number generator to pick a page and paragraph to pluck two sentences from.  Let's see what we get this week.


Page Number: 134
Para
graph Number: 5
This one is pretty suspenseful:

"I mean look what he did to you last time.  Next time he could kill you—or that damned armor of yours might do it for him."

Hey guess what, at 3pm EST is another Two-Fer Tuesday!  It's a Two-Fer, Two-Fer!!!

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Two-Fer Tuesday #21: Smooth Operator

It's Tuesday, which means another Two Fer Tuesday.  If you're not acquainted with the rules, I use a random number generator to pick a page and paragraph to pluck two sentences from.  Let's see what we get this week.


Page Number: 16
Para
graph Number: 17

Dan is such a playa...

Dr. Dreyfus nearly tripped over his feet and blushed again.  “I’m sorry. 


Tomorrow another Everyday Hero is crowned...

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Two-Fer Tuesday #20: Obnoxious Old People

It's Tuesday, which means another Two Fer Tuesday.  If you're not acquainted with the rules, I use a random number generator to pick a page and paragraph to pluck two sentences from.  Let's see what we get this week.


Page Number: 35
Paragraph Number: 14

Old people can be so annoying....

Emma backed away from the sink so that the old woman could wash her hands.  She wanted to leave, but the old woman continued to talk. 

Tomorrow is another edition of Superhero Trivia Challenge! By popular vote the question is now at 9AM EST, so better set your alarm...

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Two-Fer Tuesday #19: Say My Name

It's Tuesday, which means another Two Fer Tuesday.  If you're not acquainted with the rules, I use a random number generator to pick a page and paragraph to pluck two sentences from.  Let's see what we get this week.


Page Number: 55
Paragraph Number: 21

Say my name, say my name...
“Just a moment.  Did you say your name is Emma Earl?”
Tomorrow is another edition of Comic Captions!  Start warming up your funny bones...

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Two-Fer Tuesday #18: End of the Line

It's Tuesday, which means another Two Fer Tuesday.  If you're not acquainted with the rules, I use a random number generator to pick a page and paragraph to pluck two sentences from.  Let's see what we get this week.


Page Number:  41
Para
graph Number: 3
For once it's one I didn't have to fudge a little to find something interesting:

A fence topped with barbed wire blocked the other end of the alley, but he saw doors that led into a couple of old factories.  He could hide in one of those until the monster went away.

Tomorrow is the 5th Wednesday of the month, which means a mystery post!

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Two-Fer Tuesday #17: A Mystery

It's Tuesday, which means another Two Fer Tuesday.  If you're not acquainted with the rules, I use a random number generator to pick a page and paragraph to pluck two sentences from.  Let's see what we get this week.


Page Number:  48
Paragraph Number: 9

Another mysterious (or just vague) one:

Emma shook her head.  This isn’t real, she told herself.   

Ooh, what's going on?

Tomorrow's Practical Superheroism talks about weapons--exciting stuff!...

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Two-Fer Tuesday #16


It's Tuesday, which means another Two Fer Tuesday.  If you're not acquainted with the rules, I use a random number generator to pick a page and paragraph to pluck two sentences from.  Let's see what we get this week.


Page Number:  112
Para
graph Number: 7

Kind of a gross one.


He grinned evilly and then tore a page from the book.  To Emma’s horror, he wadded the page up and swallowed it.  

That's one way to add fiber to your diet!  Fun fact: the bully in the story is named for this video game.

Tomorrow I honor the Everyday Hero who saved my life (I mean that literally, not metaphorically)...

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Two-Fer Tuesday #15

It's Tuesday, which means another Two Fer Tuesday.  If you're not acquainted with the rules, I use a random number generator to pick a page and paragraph to pluck two sentences from.  Let's see what we get this week.

Page Number: 86
Paragraph Number: 9

(NOTE:  I've switched over now to the final draft I gave my "editor" which was single-spaced, so the page numbers and such are a bit different)

This one is stylin':


Sylvia began to comb Emma’s hair; she clucked her tongue at Emma.  “You realize the ‘60s are over, right?”

(If you take off the zits, that is pretty much how Emma looks at the start of the story.)

Tomorrow is the Superhero Trivia Challenge.  Win $5 if you have the right answer!  And this one is going to be multiple choice so you have a 1 in 5 chance of being right.

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Two-Fer Tuesday #14

It's Tuesday, which means another Two Fer Tuesday.  If you're not acquainted with the rules, I use a random number generator to pick a page and paragraph to pluck two sentences from.  Let's see what we get this week.

Page Number: 11
Paragraph Number: 9


Things are a brewin' here:



Ian turned to go, but then quickly changed direction again to look towards Dr. Brighton’s office.  “Has he given you any trouble?”

Is she in trouble?  Hurm...

Tomorrow is August so it's another edition of Comic Captions!

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Two-Fer Tuesday #13

It's Tuesday, which means another Two Fer Tuesday.  If you're not acquainted with the rules, I use a random number generator to pick a page and paragraph to pluck two sentences from.  Let's see what we get this week.

Page Number:  95
Paragraph Number: 3


Jinkies, this one features a g-g-g-ghost!


The ghost of her older self screamed at her younger self to say no.  Stay home, where it was safe.   

Spooky, no?

And by request, here's a picture of Butler Blue II:
 

Tomorrow is another edition of Practical Superheroism...don't try this at home!!!

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