"If you can't hold your grog, Bruce, we won't be inviting you to future Pirates of the Caribbean parties!"
Jack Sparrow? You've got the wrong pirate.
Wait, can we be NSFW? Or kinda?
I'm gonna go for it. You can remove the comment if you want.
"Arr, pretty boy! After ye finish scrubbin' the deck, I've got somethin' else for ye to polish."
I'm all for dirty comic captions.
LOL....I just can't add anything to this.
Avast!I've got scullery maids that can last longer than you!
"That'll teach yer to call me Johnny Depp."