Monday, January 7, 2013

Comic Captions Weekly 1

In case you missed the announcement, Comic Captions are now running weekly on Mondays.  If you really haven't been paying attention, Comic Captions are where I take a panel from a comic, blot out the dialog bubble, and let you fill it in.  The entertainment value of this depends on how creative you want to be.

This week's Comic Caption comes from Green Arrow #1, the 2001 reboot penned by Kevin Smith of "Clerks" fame and also Southwest Airlines infamy.  Here's the panel:

And now to get the ball rolling, here's my attempted caption:
"Hey buddy, you got some spare change or do I got to whup your ass?"

Now it's your turn!  Caption it in the comments section.

Tomorrow is the first-ever Two-Cent Tuesday with an announcement that will shake the very foundations of the publishing world...or probably not.


  1. Robin Hood's later years, when he stole from the rich...and kept it.

  2. LOL! Awesome! how about ... "Care for a drink, old man?"

  3. Hilarious. "You said you wanted a light? Bud Light?"

  4. "Arrrr, me childhood bout with scurvy made me shins grow crooked. Oh, and stop, thief!"

    Kinda lame I know. But man, what's up with his leg? It's almost shaped like a question mark. It was either talk about that or make a Gandalf pun.

  5. "Take one more step and next time the can will be filled with well-shaken soda."

    I know, my creative mind knows no bounds.

  6. "We have the recycle bins for a reason... scumbag."

    "Move even one muscle and I'll shoot, and I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE FIVE CENT DEPOSIT."

    "Stupid product placement deals. Wish I was rich like Bruce Wayne."

    "I know, I know, but it's the last arrow in my quiver, so what're you gonna do? I really need to get home and reload."

    Back to work now.

  7. My name is Gandalf. I'm drunk as hell. I actually think I'm Legolas right now." *hik!*

  8. "Give me my real wand back, or I'm going to beat you to death with this Coke can."

    That's all I could think of...



Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...