Monday, August 4, 2014

Poll: The Superior Batman

Recently I added another Batman figure to my action figure collection:  the Batman of Planet X or Batman of Zur-en-Arrh.  (The one in the Mardi Gras costume of purple, red, and yellow.)  He appeared in a 50s comic and then was resurrected by Grant Morrison for Batman RIP in 2008.  I wanted a figure of him after I read that in 2012 but I guess it took another year and then a year for me to find out it existed.  There was also a Lego version at ComicCon this year.

Anyway, this begs the question:  which Batman would win in a fight?
Right to left:  Classic Batman, Azrael, Original Azrael Batman, Final Azrael Batman, Batman of Zur-en-Arrh

Here are the contenders:
Classic Batman:
Weapon:  Batarang
Armor:  None
Attack style:  Totally ninja!

Batman of Zur-en-Arrh
Weapon:  Baseball bat
Armor:  None
Attack style:  Berserker!  

Azrael Batman:
Weapons:  Dart guns, Flamethrower
Armor:  Bulletproof, Fireproof
Attack style:  Brute force

So in a Battle for the Cowl who do you think would win?

My pick is Azrael Batman.  I don't care that he "lost" in the comics; Bruce Wayne beat him with words more than fists.  In an actual fight he might not have ninja skills but he has almost Iron Man-level armor with dart guns and freaking flamethrower!  Flamethrower>Batarang/Baseball bat.  But you may feel differently.

Let the debate commence!

(For the record, the Scarlet Knight could take all of them because she's got ninja skills, impenetrable armor, and a magic sword.)

8 comments:

  1. I have no idea who any of these are. Except original Batman, of course. but I think you just invented a new genre of comics

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    1. The Batman of Zur-en-Arrh is Classic Batman in extreme survival mode. If his psychological defenses have been completely compromised, this is basically his backup mode.

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  2. Azrael. I mean, come on. Flamethrower vs baseball bat.

    And is Superman doing push-ups?

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  3. Batman of Zur-en-Arrh would totally win and would have great one-liners too.

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  4. Classic FTW! Why?
    BECAUSE HE"S BATMAN!!!
    The others are in name only.

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  5. It depends on whose comic it's in.
    And who the writer likes best.
    Mighty Mouse!

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  6. Batman's greatest weapon is his intellect. In the DC universe he's basically Reed Richards smart. So I'm going with classic Batman as he's the smartest.

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