As I have since 2014 I wrote an Eric Filler gender swap story for Christmas. Called...wait for it: Transformed for Christmas 4! The subtitle is: The Missus Clause. Maybe you can guess where this is going.
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| I'm going 2 Fast 2 Furious with the cover! |
Basically the idea is that months ago Mrs. Claus died suddenly of an aneurysm or something so elf magic at the North Pole couldn't save her. For the first time in about 200 years Santa is without his Mrs. Claus. And he's not taking it well. Santa has retreated to the arctic wastelands to live like a primitive. It's only a week before XMas and if Santa doesn't come to his senses soon Christmas will be canceled!
The head of the elves decides on a radical plan: searching human dating sites he finds Santa an ideal mate in Chicago and sends a team to abduct the woman. There's just one problem: the elves kidnap the wrong person!
Hayden was just crashing on his sister's couch while she's away in India when he's abducted and taken to the North Pole by elves. When he wakes up, he finds he's been changed into a woman by elf magic! If he wants to change back and save Christmas he has to use his new feminine wiles to make Kris Kringle come back.
In case you're wondering this story is pretty much PG. There's only implied sex. Writing Santa having sex was just too creepy even for me.
You can buy it for $2.99 or get it free on Kindle Unlimited!
And as I've done since 2015 I also wrote a Christmas story under my other name: Ivana Johnson. It's called Naughty or Nice 3.
The main character is a take on Billy Bob Thornton in Bad Santa. He is a mall Santa who is an asshole. On Christmas Eve a girl pulls on his beard and he gets pissed off at her. But her mother jumps in and puts a curse on him. Soon he finds himself changed into a young woman. As if that's not bad enough, he then starts getting younger and younger until he's a small girl. There's no sex in this either and it's not all that long.
Buy it for $2.99 or get it FREE with Kindle Unlimited!
And as Billy Bob Thornton sang: there's no day slower than Christmas. Have fun.
3 comments:
I hope you're having a wonderful holiday. Merry Christmas!
I admire your creativity.
Hey Pat,
That was an interesting blog post read. Thanks and I reckon I might have been transformed this Christmas. Hope you had a good Christmas, dude.
Gary
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