Comic Captions 12/23/13

It's time for another Comic Captions, where your job is to recaption a comic book panel.  The goal of course is to make it as humorous as possible.

This week's comes from Marvel Holiday Magazine #4

I'll go first

Santa Doom:  Looks like someone is on the naughty list!

Now it's your turn!

Here's some additional food for thought.  I listen to a lot of XMas music, though this year I hardly bought any for once.  I half-heartedly checked Amazon but there didn't seem to be any new albums that were interesting.  Which got me thinking:  what artists do you wish had a Christmas album?  Here are some I wish had an XMas album (some have a track or two but I want a full album, dang it):

1. Bill Shatner (I know he's Jewish, but come on, do some secular/Hanukkah songs!)
2. Josh Joplin
3. REM
4. Counting Crows
5. The Cranberries
6. Ben Folds
7. Bob Seger
8. Bruce Springsteen
9. Josh Ritter
10. Belle & Sebastian
11. The Avett Brothers
12. Iron & Wine

Feel free to chime in on that as well.