My name is also Dr. Manhattan. We were both certified.
"I've seen Evil Dead and this looks nothing like the Necronomicon."And yes, I didn't have time to write a real post today.
Blue Lady: "Thanks for coming to Starbucks for a reading from my latest novel, 'Chains of Love.'"
"Pay no attention to that man chained to the wall behind me..."
The end result when a Na'vi and a Smurf have sex!
"So, I'm just saying, people just treat me like a sex object and I can't figure out why."
"Sorry,it took me a minute to get dressed."