Comic book people must be some of the most sex-crazed people on Earth. I mean you ever see those female heroes they draw with like the size 40-DD breasts and waists smaller than Barbie's? And that most of their costumes look like a roll of dental floss strung over their naughty bits? Anyway, if you don't believe me, check out this month's Comic Captions from
Batman Confidential #18.
My turn:
Batgirl: That's a big sack you've got there.
Man: You should see my other one.
Now your turn. Caption this...if you dare!
Tomorrow I review New 52 Action Comics issues #1-8...
8 comments:
Man: your clothes were done so I pulled them out of the dryer. You shouldn't leave you stuff in there like that. People are waiting.
Batgirl: I hate laundry day.
Man: I think there's some lube in this bag.
Batgirl: Oh good. Mine ran out on like the fifth guy, but I'll be good to go in a jiffy.
At work, so I can't pull the image up but these captions sound classic!
Batgirl: You've come to the right place to Trick or Treat.
Man: I guess that makes ME the "Trick!"
MICHAEL! You perv.
Rusty took the safe route, I see.
Here's mine:
Man: "I guess it's true: the carpet really does match the utility belt."
Stephen: Awesome.
I'll come back if I think of anything worthwhile.
Sorry, all I see is the couple doing the nasty in the background.
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