"I'm punching the shit out of Peter Griffin as soon as I see him."
"Buck off a bucket of cluck!"
"It's finger licking good with a bottle of Chianti and some Fava beans..."
"I'm gonna gut the next person who asks me, 'Which came first, the chicken or the egg?'"
This is the cheapest cock you'll get all day.
I just passed an egg; don't tell me about your kidney stone.