Yours threw me off because it's so good. But here's mine..."Grecian formula, away!"
Feeling over 40? Maybe you've got 'low Testosterone'
I was going for the "Reed Richards Temples of Distinction" look.
[the following only makes sense if you're familiar with Green Lantern lore]"I'm all full of Parallax and ready to go!"
I reckon this isn't an ad for Grecian Formula.Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!
I was definitely thinking Grecian Formula but Nigel snagged that one. How about:"Two years until Social Security and then I can let myself go to pot."
"Who let the lady in the bathrobe into the JSA? Dammit Batman, this s#!t ain't funny!"
Yours was my first thought, too. So I'm late to the party and have no original ideas. (i.e., "my life.") Apropos all the blue stuff around, I will go with "All right, who's gotten into my SuperViagra?"