Monday, September 9, 2013

Comic Captions 9/9/13

NOTE:  Box Office Blitz Week 9 Results will be posted this evening once actual results come in.  Right now it's really close between "Instructions Not Included" and "We're the Millers" for third place and since that will affect the outcome it's better to wait.  I will say at this point I think it's either going to be David Walton or Michael Offutt who wins depending how #3 shakes out.

In the meantime, it's time for another Comic Captions, where your job is to recaption a comic book panel.  The goal of course is to make it as humorous as possible.

This week's comes from Ultimate Spider-Man #4

I'll go first
Spider-Woman:  Come on, let's make the beast with eight legs!

Now it's your turn!  This is another where I encourage being as dirty as possible.


  1. Do you know how long it took me to pull every single strand of hair thru this mask.

  2. "And now I'm going to suck the life out of you, what I like to call a little foreplay."

  3. "Let me make your Spider Sense tingle."

  4. Spider-Man: "Doesn't that hair get caught on telephone poles when you swing?"
    Spider-Woman: "Yeah, so?"

  5. I like Jay's, and yours.


    "Show up at another gala wearing the same thing as me and I'll do more than knock you down."

  6. "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a superhot chick in a skintight uniform swinging around on webs above skyscrapers... oh, you haven't? Stare all you want, then."

  7. "Before you unfollow someone on Twitter, you might want to find out if they have superpowers and can track you down, @spidey!"

  8. "Look, beg all you want. I'm simply not going to twerk."



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