"Have you two found my contact lens yet? You know I can't see a thing with just one eye!"
"I can tell you're lying. You won't even look me in the eye! Now, tell the truth - does this helmet hide my acne scars or not?
Sinestro is such a unique villain.
I like David's. Here's mine:"You've both done well, but only ONE can be Qward's next top model."
"Ive called you all here to inform you that I've decided we should start a superhero boy band.
Drat! David beat me to the contact lens joke!