This month's is taken from Azrael #1 (of the 2009 or so series):
And now to get the ball rolling, here's my attempt:
"Tim Tebow ain't shit to me!"
That one probably works better if you know who Tim Tebow is. Just ask Michael Offutt, the Tebow cult initiate. Another Tebow-related one might be: "Sure Tebow circumcized a bunch of babies, but did he do it with a flaming sword? Game, set, match."
Anyway, now you try. Don't be shy, just post the first thing that comes to mind.
Tomorrow I review the space opera First Contact by Eric Filler...
11 comments:
"Seee! I told you we should have changed those flashlight batteries!" Fun times Pat
"Sometimes I wonder why, having picked this whole offbeat ensemble, I decided to go with such conservative shoes. But then I remember I have this cool glow rod, and everything's good again."
I'm gonna do more than one.
Because my creative cup runneth over.
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"Make fun of me talking to a chair, will they? FEEL MY WRATH, MEDIA! My God, I can hardly see in this mask. Where's my keys?"
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"AH, what're the odds we'd both be wearing this same thing, Jennifer Aniston? I never should have bought off the rack."
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"Disintegrating my enemies' souls has never been easier, and now I can attract women, too. Thanks, Axe Body Spray/Spirit Destroyer 2-in-1 product!"
"I should have turned on this damn light BEFORE I applied my lipstick!"
"Come here and give me a hero hug!"
"The new Catholic Church: We've Made a Few... Changes."
I like this one...
Anyone who gets a Simpsons reference in there gets bonus credit with me.
If your book is coming out this September, when exactly is your blog tour? You should have it set up by now.
And here's my caption:
"Someone turn on the damned light! It's dark in here!"
That would imply I actually KNEW my book would be out in September. It's still more of an educated guess at this point. But their new website should be up by Monday so that's a step in the right direction.
"I found you babe, come give me some love"
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