Friday, May 29, 2015

Movies! 5/29/15

George Clooney might have tepidly won the box office but this week The Rock will be #1.  Because he's the fucking Rock, OK?  The guy who turned the "Fast & Furious" franchise from on life support to a billion-dollar industry, all apologies to Vin Diesel and the late Paul Walker.

What's the Rock doing?  Who cares!  It's the Rock!  Actually it's an old-school disaster movie called "San Andreas."  The Big One finally hits and the Rock has to do stuff.  Do people even still talk about "The Big One" anymore?  I think lately they talk more about the constant drought in California.  Which maybe the Rock can do something about that.  Use his muscles to construct William Shatner's $30 billion pipeline?

Anyway, I hate disaster movies so I won't be watching this, but you will.  Because it's the Rock!!!

And if you have a wife or girlfriend, they'll probably go drag you to see, "Aloha" some sappy Cameron Crowe movie with Bradley Cooper, Rachel McAdams, and Emma Stone.  The description says, "A celebrated military contractor returns to the site of his greatest career triumphs and re-connects with a long-ago love while unexpectedly falling for the hard-charging Air Force watchdog assigned to him"  Good luck with that, fellas.  I feel your pain.


  1. I don't think I'll be seeing San Andreas. But I have a cold and don't feel well. Just taking cold medicine and getting lots of sleep is the only thing I have planned.

  2. I can wait to see San Andreas, or not at all...
    Aloha to Aloha...

  3. I'll probably see Aloha at some point but thankfully it won't be this weekend. Maybe it'll be good? I'm totally on board for San Andreas though. I can smell what the earthquake is cooking.

  4. None of these movies really interest me. I'm kinda of picky that way.



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