I TOLD YOU no starch!
"For you? Don't be ridiculous - this is my summer suit."
Bizarro made me do it.
At least you don't have red underwear. I hate red underwear.
"Sorry they only come in one size. Maybe you could wear a t-shirt over it?"
"How about some role play?"
Now then, purple-skirted lady. You see this, it will be perfect for Superboy.