Monday, May 13, 2013

Comic Captions 5/13/13

It's time for another Comic Captions, where your job is to recaption a comic book panel.  The goal of course is to make it as humorous as possible.

This week's comes from Man of Steel #5

I'll go first
Clark:  Who the hell are you?
Jor El:  I'm the fridge security system
Now it's your turn!


  1. "Oh my God! Why did you put all the whipped cream on your arms? Are all aliens that stupid?"

    1. Oh. I didn't notice the two speech bubbles - let me give Jor El's response:

      "That's just how we eat."

  2. Jor-El: Hey, you're not Dwayne Johnson.

    Clark: If I was, there'd be milk in the fridge.

  3. "Woman-in-fridge" syndrome isn't the same without the woman."

    "That's offensive."

  4. "I'm the ghost of Christmas leftovers, Scrooge Kent!"

  5. Jor-El is alive?

    Or is that a ghost?

    These are not suggested captions. They're just questions I have because I thought Jor-El was dead. And yet apparently he's here playing some weird sex game with his son.

    I don't know why I assumed it was a weird sex game. Maybe because he's got whipped cream all over him and he's wearing a wife-beater crossed with a Snuggie. Maybe because I read Tony's comment and can't imagine what "woman-in-fridge syndrome is, and I'm afraid to Google it because I'm on my work computer.

    Ok, I just googled it and it's not something weird. Congrats, Tony, for knowing stuff about stuff.

    I have no caption. I'm at a loss.

    1. In the context of this scene, Jor-El is a ghost. Or maybe a hallucination brought on by eating too much pie at midnight. I don't know what woman-in-fridge syndrome is either and like you I was hesitant to look it up.

  6. I don't get Michael's, either. It's like I stumbled into a parallel blogosphere where all the comments refer to things that didn't happen in my timeline.

    COOL. I'm going to go find Evil Me.

  7. Clark: WT????!!

    Jor-El: Would you like a little kryptonite with that midnight snack?



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