Monday, May 13, 2013

Comic Captions 5/13/13

It's time for another Comic Captions, where your job is to recaption a comic book panel.  The goal of course is to make it as humorous as possible.

This week's comes from Man of Steel #5


I'll go first
Clark:  Who the hell are you?
Jor El:  I'm the fridge security system
 
Now it's your turn!

10 comments:

Rusty Carl said...

"Oh my God! Why did you put all the whipped cream on your arms? Are all aliens that stupid?"

Rusty Carl said...

Oh. I didn't notice the two speech bubbles - let me give Jor El's response:

"That's just how we eat."

Michael Offutt, Phantom Reader said...

Jor-El: Hey, you're not Dwayne Johnson.

Clark: If I was, there'd be milk in the fridge.

Maurice Mitchell said...

"Dude! Put some pants on!"

Tony Laplume said...

"Woman-in-fridge" syndrome isn't the same without the woman."

"That's offensive."

stephen Hayes said...

"I'm the ghost of Christmas leftovers, Scrooge Kent!"

Briane said...

Jor-El is alive?

Or is that a ghost?

These are not suggested captions. They're just questions I have because I thought Jor-El was dead. And yet apparently he's here playing some weird sex game with his son.

I don't know why I assumed it was a weird sex game. Maybe because he's got whipped cream all over him and he's wearing a wife-beater crossed with a Snuggie. Maybe because I read Tony's comment and can't imagine what "woman-in-fridge syndrome is, and I'm afraid to Google it because I'm on my work computer.

Ok, I just googled it and it's not something weird. Congrats, Tony, for knowing stuff about stuff.

I have no caption. I'm at a loss.

Briane said...

I don't get Michael's, either. It's like I stumbled into a parallel blogosphere where all the comments refer to things that didn't happen in my timeline.

COOL. I'm going to go find Evil Me.

PT Dilloway said...

In the context of this scene, Jor-El is a ghost. Or maybe a hallucination brought on by eating too much pie at midnight. I don't know what woman-in-fridge syndrome is either and like you I was hesitant to look it up.

Cindy said...

Clark: WT????!!

Jor-El: Would you like a little kryptonite with that midnight snack?

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