A to Z Challenge 26: Zaftig Girls

I was kind of flummoxed for a Z word.  I mean it's not like I wrote Transformed Into a Zebra...yet.  Or Transformed Into a Zookeeper!  Transformed Into a Zombie!  That has some potential.  Transformed on a Zeppelin! The sky's the limit there...or not.

I was looking up words in the dictionary and came across zaftig, which means fat.  I just so happen to have a book called Transformed Into a Fat Girl.  This was one of my wackier ideas.  I had heard about "chubby chasers" and so thought maybe there'd be some interest in a gender swap book with fat girls.  Yeah, not so much.  Despite that, I think these are two pretty good stories!

The first story was actually the second one I wrote.  I decided since it was shorter to put it first so as not to bore the audience too much.  It's about a male fashion critic during Fashion Week who laments how there's just no hot girls to be had anymore!  A woman asks him about his perfect woman and he describes her only to look in the mirror and see he's become her!

At first he thinks it's really awesome to be a supermodel.  And why not?  He's hot, got an awesome apartment, and a sexy professional baseball player boyfriend.  But the next morning he wakes up carrying a few extra pounds.  The next day it's even worse...and so on.  Sort of like that Stephen King story/movie Thinner--only the opposite.

The second story takes more of a sci-fi tack.  In the near future if you have enough money you can transfer your brain into another body.  An old widower has scrimped and saved to get his brain put into a sexy young body.  Except something goes wrong during the surgery and he ends up waking up as a chubby young woman!  Another chubby young woman helps him to adjust to his new life, but when memories from his new body's past start surfacing, it means that mayhem is about to ensue!  Did you ever see "Idle Hands?"  It's sorta like that, only less Jessica Alba and Seth Green.

Obviously this hasn't done well enough to warrant a sequel.  Erotica buyers are so fucking shallow.

You can buy it for $2.99 on Amazon.

Well, that's the whole show.  Anyone who read all 26 entries (besides me) and still visits this blog is a saint in my book.  Now we can get back to the usual schedule of blogging about...whatever.  It was kind of easier this month since I didn't have to keep thinking of random stuff.  I work better with a theme, as this month should have demonstrated not only with blogs, but also with books.

And for all of you whining about how hard this was, I finished on March 27!  Really, write your entries in advance.  I don't give a shit if some dork says it's "cheating."  It's not cheating; it's smart.  I always write blog entries ahead of time, so why would I stop now?  Duh.  But then not everyone is unemployed and has no family or social life to bother them.  I feel your pain.

A to Z Challenge 25: Year a Virgin

When I started this, I'm not sure how long I thought it would end up being.  I'm pretty sure, though, I didn't think it'd come out to 38,500 words.  That's a lot longer than these things usually are, more of a novella than a short story.

In a way it's appropriate as the first story in the Gender Swap Challenge Trilogy was One Day as a Bimbo and then there was One Week as a Whore which was a little bit longer and so it makes sense that One Year as a Virgin would be even longer.

After the first two books, I had to think of what challenge Dave Winters could face next.  Really after being enslaved to a gross sultan for a week, where do you go?  So eventually I thought of doing a 180 and instead of having lots of sex, he can't have any sex at all.

The deal is that Dave gets shot with something that makes him a 17-year-old girl, who's sent to a fancy boarding school.  For the whole year she can't have any vaginal intercourse.  She can still have sex in any other orifice, so that's kind of a consolation.

When it starts, she's a social outcast with a geeky roommate.  When things get awkward with the roommate, she inadvertently falls in with the cool kids.  Except they've got some Carrie-like stuff planned for her.  If you want to see where she goes from here, all the versions of her in the story are represented in this Sims family:

The one with glasses isn't one of the Daves.

Make of that what you will.  Since it's so much longer I'm trying to sell it at $3.99 and see what happens.  Or you can just wait a little longer until the omnibus with all three comes out.  Here's a cover I made playing with the "Pencil Sketch" function on PowerPoint.  I'm not sure if it looks good or not.

A to Z Challenge 24: XMas

X is usually one of the harder letters, but I don't really have to do much stretching here.  I have a book called Transformed for Christmas and obviously another word for Christmas is XMas, so there.

As I said on the Valentine's Day entry, when doing these, you need some method for the gender swapping.  In this one Charles Dickens had written the delivery system for me.  Thanks, Chuck!  Because this is basically a retelling of A Christmas Carol, only in a more bizarre fashion.

As in the old story there's a businessman who's a total asshole, though not really a miser.  On Christmas Eve he's actually planning to lay off a bunch of people just because the stock price went down a little.  His secretary convinces him to wait until the day after Christmas to actually announce the layoffs.

That night he turns on CNBC and his old business partner is in the anchor chair!  He warns the guy that if he doesn't change his ways he'll be visited by three ghosts.  You've heard that one before, right?

So yeah the first ghost shows up and takes the guy to the past.  It's his past, but instead of being himself, he's in the body of his ex-wife, on the day when she decides to become his EX-wife.  Unlike my other stories, while the guy is in the body of the woman he can't really control what she does; he's just along for the ride to experience events as she does.

Later there's another ghost to show him the present.  He's stuffed into the body of his hot secretary Bobbi to see the squalor she lives in while trying to provide for three kids, one of whom is very sick.  Sound familiar?

And yeah there's another ghost to show him the future.  Not just a gravestone, either.  He gets to see exactly how he dies through the eyes of a gold-digger trophy wife.  That's not really a pleasant experience, is it?  You might be convinced to change your ways after that.

You probably already know how all that turns out.  I mean who hasn't at least seen some version of A Christmas Carol on TV?

This was a fun story to write, though it's not the most popular holiday one.  I think even in December the Halloween one outsold it.  Humbug.

Since there's only like 240 shopping days left to XMas, you better hurry and go buy this for $2.99 on Amazon!

A to Z Challenge 23: Whores!

That's a provocative title, isn't it?  Not very nice either, but oh well.  The third of these I wrote was Transformed Into a Whore and that was really the first true adult one.  I mean Transformed Into a Little Girl was obviously about little girls and Transformed Into a Schoolgirl was about teenagers, and then with this one I worked up to adults.  Kind of a gradual process.

The first story is actually my favorite one ever.  It's called "Sirens" and it's about...wait for it...sirens.  Not like police sirens, but the kind in The Odyssey and shit.  When it starts out there's this guy who very carefully picks up prostitutes and then murders them by having them asphyxiate themselves during sex.

One night he picks up this really hot prostitute and takes her back to his lair.  (Seriously he has a lair.)  As she's supposed to be suffocating, the woman starts to sing and the killer finds himself paralyzed.  She gathers some of her fellow sirens and they make him into one of them.  First, in "Game of Thrones" fashion they cut off his dick.  Though I'm not sure GRR Martin even had anyone suck on his own severed cock.  But hey when the book is called Transformed Into a Whore why be delicate?

The guy, now a girl, also has this oral fixation that requires him sucking on something (preferably a cock, but a finger or sucker or something will do) at all times.  The other sirens start to train him not only on being a girl, but eventually on being a siren as well.

I said before that I could probably expand this into a novel if I wanted to.  I'd just have to slow down the pace of some events and so forth.  It is the only story of these that has chapters.  A few are broken into parts, but no others have chapters.  Why?  I don't know.  Nor do I care.

The second story in the book starts out as one of those black comedies I sometimes do.  There's an old couple and the wife has the husband go to see a therapist.  The therapist decides something radical needs done, so he turns the guy into a young woman and his wife into a younger version of herself.  Then he has them work at a strip club so they can get the fire back in their marriage or something. 

After that it kind of starts getting dark.  I was going to write a mega-happy ending, but then decided to do a twist that ends it on a darker note.  It is indeed black comedy.

Incidentally, the guy is turned into Kari Chomar from my K entry and the strip club is lifted from the first Perfect Worlds book.  Now you know...and knowing's half the battle!

I have a sequel slated for this but I keep putting it off.  At some point I'll get around to it.  Or not.  Whatever.

You can buy this book (and many more) for $2.99 on Amazon.

A to Z Challenge 22: Valentine's Day

The third holiday Transformed book I wrote was Transformed for Valentine's Day.  I mean it seemed kind of obvious to me.  Maybe not obvious to you, but when you've written a shit-ton of these you start to get the hang of it.

The thing with writing a gender swap story is you always need a method.  Mostly I use witches, potions, or experimental drugs.  Since this was taking place on Valentine's Day it seemed pretty obvious to me:  Cupid's arrow goes astray and turns a guy into a woman.

In this case the arrow turns him into a double of the girl he's secretly had a crush on.  So for Valentine's Day he's the girl of his dreams.  He ends up hooking up with one guy and then another guy and then he runs into the girl again.  Some mayhem ensues then!

Valentine's Day is over, but you can still buy this for $2.99 on Amazon!

A to Z Challenge 21: Unexpected Pregnancies

A little stretching here, but I wanted to get the pregnancy books in here.  I'm not sure why people like these, but they do.  I mean I thought it was kind of weird.  I probably wouldn't have written a sequel if the first one hadn't sold.  And then I wouldn't have gone and wrote another stand-alone book.

So as you guess, these involve a guy being turned into a pregnant girl.  I have one rule and that's that no one has sex with the pregnant girl.  I know pregnant women can still have sex, but I've always found that icky.  Of course people might be buying the books hoping for that.  Who knows?

The first book was Transformed Into a Pregnant Girl.  The first story is about a guy who finds out his mistress is pregnant and celebrates by strangling her to death.  But she makes a deal with the devil (or whatever) to let her come back to life and give her power over her murderer.  So she turns him into a pregnant teenager, pretty much Ellen Page in "Juno."  Not only then does he have to deal with being pregnant, but also going to high school and having other kids make fun of him and stuff.  Over time, though, he starts to like the idea of having another life inside of him, but the most horrifying is yet to come...

I was on some kind of devil kick in this book because the second story is called "Antichrist" and it's kind of what you'd expect.  A guy goes to this old village in Mexico and accidentally frees a demon, who turns him into a girl, fucks him, and impregnates him with his demonic spawn.  The guy is brainwashed into thinking he's a young Mexican girl who has to get to America to have her baby.  Mayhem ensues!

This second story I used some stuff from a couple of older stories collected into Blood Sacrifices:  The Curse of Tabla Diabla, on sale now!  Tabla Diabla, or Devil's Table, is a village where once a year a demon would demand the people sacrifice a virgin girl to it.  The one year the sacrifice escapes, a shitload of mayhem ensues.

Anyway, the sequel to Transformed Into a Pregnant Girl I actually bumped up on my schedule because the first one did pretty good.  Give the people what they want, even if you don't have any fucking idea why they want it.

The first story is about a couple who want to have a baby, but the wife is barren to use the old parlance.  She gets desperate and goes online to buy some weird fertility potion.  Except she puts it in the fridge and her husband accidentally drinks it, thinking it's some kind of energy drink.  The drug turns him into a young Asian woman.  His wife has the brilliant idea that since her husband has a uterus now, why not put a baby in it?  They try using artificial insemination with the wife's egg and husband's frozen sperm, but when it doesn't take, the wife decides that she doesn't really care whose baby is in there, so long as it's a baby.  She forces her husband to go walk the streets at night, until he finally gets knocked up.  But that's only the tip of the iceberg.

At one point the wife arranges for her husband to get a job as a hostess at a Chinese buffet restaurant.  I modeled it after the one I frequented in Scottsdale.  That place had this really awesome crab/cream cheese bake that had little squid in it.  That probably sounds really nasty, but I bet a pregnant girl would love it--maybe with chocolate sauce.

I already talked about the second story for my Q entry, so go reread that!

When I was downloading Microsoft Office clipart (before they got rid of it, the jerks) I found one of a pregnant woman and thus decided that I might as well do another, stand-alone book.  This one is called My Mistress Turned Me Into a Pregnant Girl!  And well, you can pretty much guess the story.  Or not.

I deliberately put the text over the woman's smiling face.

Yeah, so a guy's mistress has a miscarriage and he's less than supportive.  He acts supportive, but she sees through this and so decides through whatever means to turn him into a young pregnant girl.  Like in the first pregnant girl story I wrote he has to go back to high school, where he meets a girl and they become best friends, but the most horrifying is yet to come!

You can also buy that for $2.99 on Amazon, along with the other books I mentioned.  Do it!!!!  Even if I have no idea why you'd want to.

A to Z Challenge 20: Toddlers

What's the difference between Transformed Into a Little Girl and Transformed Into a Toddler?  About two to three years as it turns out.  And about five months between when I wrote them.  Anyway, the girls in Little Girl are about 5-6 years old while in Toddler they're 2-3 years old.  Since they're pretty much babies you get stuff like dirty diapers.  That ups the embarrassment level a little bit more.

The first story of this is pretty similar to the very first one I wrote.  There's an abusive jerk husband, only instead of a random accident his wife gets sick of his crap and uses some kind of magic formula to turn him into her little daughter.  Instead of bossing her around and smacking her around, she's now in charge and spanking him if he gets out of line.  Oh how the mighty have fallen!

The second story follows a similar vein, obviously.  Only in this case there's a bully and the mother of the kid he picks on decides to not only turn him into a little girl, but also to send him back in time so he's the baby sister of her son when he's still a little kid.  So now the bully is at the mercy of the boy he used to bully.  Again, how the mighty have fallen!

You can take the plunge for only $2.99 on Amazon!

A to Z Challenge 19: Spring/Summer

When I was thinking of holiday stories to write, it occurred to me that although it's not an official holiday, spring break is sort of a holiday.  So after I wrote Transformed for Mardi Gras, I wrote Transformed for Spring Break.

I had read a story about a couple that goes to a fancy resort and the men there are all turned into women.  Of course in that story it's just a flimsy excuse then for sex, sex, and more sex.  I decided to take a similar tack.  But I didn't start right off into sex, sex, and more sex for whatever reason.  I'd probably sell more if I did, right?

Basically what happens is that a college guy and his friend "win" an all-expenses trip for spring break to this fancy resort.  It's called Ile de Lesbienne; if you can guess what that means then you're smarter than those two guys.  Once they're in the plane hot chicks are all over them, but that night they're drugged and when they wake up, they've turned into girls!

But there's kind of a two-tiered system.  One guy turns into the busty blond bimbo type.  The other turns into a far more normal, tomboyish girl.  The idea that some guys need more easing into becoming a woman so that's like the "starter model."

And then...mayhem ensues.  Come on, you should know that by now. 

Recently I wrote Transformed for Summer, which follows a similar tack.  A guy thinks he's going to work at a resort in the Caribbean for the summer to earn money for college, but when he gets there, he's drugged and wakes up as a girl!  They tell him that his real job for the summer is to be a "comfort girl" to one of the resort's visitor.

That visitor is a dorky guy whose dad sends him there to get laid.  They've promised to find the perfect girl for this task and gee, who do you suppose that is?  Duh.  They have a lot of sex and start to fall in love, but the dorky guy starts to realize there's something not quite right about this girl...

If you want some seasonal action, both books are $2.99 on Amazon.

A to Z Challenge 18: Roommates

Very little stretch here as the actual title is My Roommate Changed Me Into a Goth Girl.  This was the second story I wrote that did not feature any gender swapping.  It's also the first one where the title pretty much sums up the whole story.  So, g'night!

Hey, where you going? 

But yeah that is the story in a nutshell.  There's a snobby sorority girl who's all blond and perfect and stuff.  Then one day she gets a new roommate:  a pasty Goth girl.  Obviously they're going to get along like oil and water.

The Goth girl is having a poetry reading at the local coffee shop, so the sorority girl thinks it would be great fun to have all her friends go and embarrass the Goth girl.  She retaliates by turning the sorority girl into a Goth girl like her!

Now the sorority girl's friends want nothing to do with her and she's a complete outcast.  This of course gives her a whole new perspective on the world.  Because knowing is half the battle!

This was another of those where I just had the image lying around and decided I might as well use it.  Like the previous Lipstick Lesbian Elixir this didn't sell all that well, so don't count on a sequel anytime soon.

You can buy it for $2.99 from Amazon!

A to Z Challenge 17: Quick, It's Something New! Plus Queen for a Day

I'm bored with this A to Z thing, so let's talk about something else!  In particular, this:

You're reading it right, it's a P.T. Dilloway book!  I haven't released one since about February 2014, so I suppose I was due.  Though of course I have to write it first.

I have to ask first, do you like the cover?  I made it last Thursday.  It's always hard trying to match the feet up.  At some point maybe I should go on Fiverr or something and see if someone can redraw it with the feet better lined up.  I had someone do the three Chances Are books, but I don't want to spend a lot of money.

Anyway, this is not a sequel to the Chances Are books.  It's a spin-off.  I talked about it before last year sometime.  It's my Chance of a Lifetime/Darkman/Syfy's old Invisible Man show mash-up.  The gist of the plot is that a con man is badly injured and injected with the same drug that turned Steve Fischer into Stacey Chance.  Only in this case the drug turns the guy into a young Indian woman (India Indian not Native American) whom a shady government agency wants to infiltrate a lab and sweet talk the head scientist to steal a very special project.

He's successful, but soon discovers that it's a double-cross and the shady government agency plans to kill him and the scientist.  So they go on the run and fall in love and junk while mayhem ensues.  Eventually it would lead into a new series where the con man can use his skills to take on various identities to do cool shit.

I had written up a sort of outline last year but there were some things I didn't like.  I took another run at it after rereading the Chances Are books recently.  Now that I've finished all the holiday-themed Transformed books (for now) and the Gender Swap Challenge trilogy it seems like the time to do it.  Maybe it'll remind people that P.T. Dilloway exists--more or less.

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I'm reaching a little for Q because it's fucking Q and who the hell uses Q in their titles?  Anyway, the second story of Transformed Into a Pregnant Girl Too is called "The Heir."  It's about a crusty old senator who has little respect for women.  During a demonstration he rails that it was better when women knew their place.

He gets to his office and a witch shows up.  She decides to show him when women did know their place.  She transports him back to 16th Century England, where he's a woman who's only 23 and yet deemed old because she already has 2 kids.  On the day he arrives he happens to be getting married to the king.  Awesome, right?

Well there's just one hitch.  If you remember your Henry VIII, you know he was so crazy for a male heir that he overthrew the Catholic church to divorce his first wife and then had a couple more wives beheaded when they couldn't sire a boy.  Now the senator as the new queen has to deliver a boy or lose his head!

But the vindictive witch is still around to make things even more complicated.  It's a fun little story if you appreciate history, or my bastardized version thereof. 

You can buy this as part of Transformed Into a Pregnant Girl Too for only $2.99 on Amazon!

A to Z Challenge 16: Pinup Girls

How did I come up with a weird story title like My Wife Changed Me Into a Pinup Girl?  Good question!  It was really another one of those where I had a picture I hadn't used.  This one:

The thing was it was the kind of picture that didn't really SAY anything to me.  I mean most of the categories I use are pretty obvious:  little girl, schoolgirl, whore, dominatrix, Goth girl, bride, pregnant girl, etc.  But you look at that it doesn't really scream out anything like that, does it?  If they had been more successful I might have used it for another cougar title.

I wish I had some clever story about how the pinup girl thing came to me.  Like:  I was sitting in this diner and saw an old pinup calendar and thought, Aha!  But nothing like that really happened.  I was just going through things in my head and it popped in there.

The story goes like this:  an old couple is traveling from Texas to Scottsdale and the wife has them stop at an antique shop in southern New Mexico.  Among some old magazines, the guy finds a Playboy or something with the girl on the cover on it.  Meanwhile, a Native American woman sells the wife a couple of "magic crystals" that turn out to actually have some magic.  With them the old woman can make herself young again.  And she decides to play a trick on her husband and turn him into the pinup girl she caught him ogling.  As I like to say, mayhem ensues.

If this isn't my most popular book then it's in the top 3. Of course the only review in America was some dipshit who not only gave it 2 stars, but also spoiled the entire fucking plot.  Gee, thanks.  At some point I'll do a sequel, but first I need to come up with a story.  You know, before mayhem can ensue you need the pieces in place.

If you haven't already, buy this story on Amazon for just $2.99!

A to Z Challenge 15: One Day as a Bimbo

This was the story where a reviewer claiming to be a great fan (though he's only given one positive review and two negative ones) called me lazy and said I shouldn't write a book a week because the story was suffering.  But really this was written to placate those other people who had complained other books didn't have enough sex.  I had read some other books recently and decided to try to follow the formula, more or less.

The premise is based on an old Richard Matheson story called "The Box" that was made into a crappy movie a few years ago by the guy who made "Donnie Darko."  The idea of that was a couple gets a mysterious box and if they press the button they get a million dollars--but someone they don't know will die.  There's a series on Crackle called "Chosen" that has a similar premise, where a guy receives a box with a gun in it, marking him as part of some game.

So in my story there's this stoner guy who's lying around getting high one day when a sophisticated British lawyer guy shows up.  The lawyer says he'll give the stoner one million dollars if he agrees to become a woman for one day.  To prove good faith, $500,000 has already been wired to him and the rest will be given once the day is up.

What would you do?  Yeah, I think I'd take the money.  I mean it's only one day, right?  What's the worst that can happen?  The guy finds out what can happen when he agrees to the deal.  Because of course the lawyer guy isn't strictly on the up-and-up about who's behind this deal and why.

It's ain't exactly Shakespeare but it might give you wood.  Find out by buying it from Amazon for $2.99!

A to Z Challenge 14: Nerds

A little little reinterpretation is needed for this post.  The actual book was called Transformed Into a Geek Girl, but geeks, nerds, what's the diff?  Some people do draw a difference, but I don't really care.  Besides, I had a G and I needed an N, so there.

The genesis for this book was I had read a book that was supposed to be about a guy becoming a geek girl.  Except it's really just another book about a guy who becomes a bimbo.  All he-as-she can think about is getting a cock inside him-as-her.  It made for a really blah story and thus I decided I would do an actual book about a guy who becomes a geeky girl.  Not just the sort of geek girl you'd get on TV either, you know, a hot girl who puts on a pair of glasses like Felicity on "Arrow"--not that there's anything wrong with that.

The first story features a quarterback who was loosely-patterned after Texas A&M star and future NFL bust Johnny Manziel, or at least how I imagine Manziel must be.  You know, the kind of jerk who picks on nerds.  Well one night he meets a girl and she drugs him and the next morning he wakes up sort of like Snow White in the house of the geeks he terrorized.  Worse yet he wakes up as a nerdy girl with really frizzy hair and glasses and so forth.  He sells them on having lost his memory and one of the geek guys decides to help him and they start to fall in love.

The whole amnesia and falling in love thing is lifted from my book Virgin Territory, a really depressing book according to Michael Offutt.  The ending of this is in some ways as depressing and in some ways not.  Kind of a split decision.

The second story is one of the goofier ones I've done.  It's about a slacker who finds a magic ring in a box of cereal.  The ring is kind of like a Green Lantern ring, except a consequence of its power is that it changes him into a girl!  His superhero identity is a super-hot babe, but his secret identity is a geeky girl like on the cover.  The relationship with his roommate soon becomes awkward.  Meanwhile, he has to stop a villain terrorizing a comic book convention.  Oh, and his sidekick is a giant white rabbit with a British accent.

That one was pretty fun and it sort of balances out the mood from the first story.  You can read both stories by buying the book for $2.99 from Amazon!

A to Z Challenge 13: MILFs

Happy Tax Day!  

Do you know what a MILF is?  It's an acronym meaning "Mother I'd Like to Fuck."  So I thought I'd have a little fun with that and do a couple of stories about a guying becoming a MILF.  This was kind of a precursor to the Cougar one and I guess they did about equally meh in terms of sales.

The first story borrows the song title "Stacey's Mom."  (There's also a movie called that that is pretty lame.)  As you'd expect, it's about a boy who becomes the hot mom of a girl named Stacey.  Stacey is not really based at all on Stacey Chance of my Chances Are series.  Basically the boy has a big crush on Stacey's mom and one morning wakes up as her.  This leads to numerous problems, like not really knowing how to drive, and the affections of Stacey's Mom's boss.

The second story is a bit more serious.  There's a Rush Limbaugh-type radio host who gets kidnapped by a couple of women's rights activists.  On his show he was saying how great things were back when he grew up in the 50s, so they send him back to the 50s--as his mom!  Life is a lot less idyllic when you're a young housewife with a little boy and an insensitive husband.  The guy finds himself drawn to a handyman next door and they start a torrid love affair.  That's one of those I think makes for a good story, although some might find it a little weird because of the guy becoming his own mom.  And hey there's a message about society and stuff.

You can pick up the book for $2.99 at Amazon.

A to Z Challenge 12: Little Girls

What's that sorta creepy song say, "Thank Heaven for little girls?"  No way to misinterpret that, is there?  Anyway, the first of the Transformed series was Transformed Into a Little Girl, which I wrote way back in June.

I had actually read another book or two and figured, Hey, I can do this!  I tried to follow the formula from the books I had read, especially with the first story.  In the first story, an abusive dad gets into a car wreck and wakes up as a little girl.  Besides gender swapping, this is about role swapping.  The abusive jerk who was always in charge before is now an almost helpless little five-year-old girl who has to depend on the wife he used to terrorize for most everything.  Then there's his daughter, who's now more of an older sister to him.  Doesn't take her long to get some payback.

The second story is a little longer.  A cheating husband swallows some spiked champagne that turns him into a little girl.  As revenge for his infidelity, his wife decides to humiliate him as much as possible by for instance entering him in a beauty pageant and hiring his former mistress as his babysitter.  But that's where everything goes wrong for her.

A few months later, I wrote the sequel and this time didn't really follow the formula.  I've mentioned the first story before, "Fourth Wall."  It's about a Superman-type whose archenemy sends him into another dimension, where he's a powerless little girl.  But then the little girl gets a comic book and finds out that her whole superheroic life--including becoming a girl--has been written by someone else!  Basically it's a "Last Action Hero" scenario only with superhero comics.  The girl and her mom go find the writer of the comics, who devises how to rectify things. 

About that time Marvel decided to introduce a female Thor (not a gender swap story so far as I know) which I guess has been really popular.  The comic book writer in my story laments how even though the female superhero he's been working on has been really popular the idiots in charge would still demand changing the hero back to a man because they're not comfortable with a female hero.  I'm sure that's the case at Marvel's offices right now.

Speaking of a female Thor, the second story is sorta based on Thor.  There's a big strong warrior whose father is ready to step down after defeating the "evil" gypsy rebellion.  On the day of the coronation, the warrior's brother shows up with a magic stone (see the previous day's entry) and turns the big strong warrior into an adorable little princess so he can take power for himself.  The big strong warrior soon finds that being a princess sucks because there's nothing to do.

You can buy both books for $2.99 apiece at Amazon!

A to Z Challenge 11: Kari Chomar and the Stone of Change

This is the one entry not dedicated to one of my recent erotica-type books.  This is actually an older one that was the only thing I could really think of for K.

A few years ago now I wrote this trilogy of novellas called Perfect Worlds that was kind of the prototype for my later stories.  The first book is called The Stone of Change.  The universe this takes place in features a planet where women are dominant over men.  Lesbian couples are not just legal, they're the norm because men are deemed only worthy for manual labor.

Kari Chomar is a scientist who has spent most of her life reading books.  She suffers from a disease that's slowly causing her to go blind and decides that before she loses her sight, she's going to locate an ancient culture she thinks founded life on her planet.  So she goes to another planet with a male assistant named Tai Lecau.

They stumble across a cave that leads to an old temple.  In the temple is a strange black stone.  When Tai grabs the stone it gives him pretty much godlike powers.  With these he decides to put the men back in charge of his home planet.  And then he has Kari participate in some little fantasies of his by turning her into all sorts of different guises, like a little girl, a schoolgirl, a whore, a geek girl, a Goth girl...hurm, that sounds familiar!

The second book in the series is more of a spin-off involving three characters Kari interacts with during one part of the first book.  In the third book Kari is more involved again in the action as the Stone of Change changes hands a couple of times, though never to her, because there's something that prevents her from ever using it, making her only its pawn.

As you might suspect, there are a number of references to these stories in my later books.  I love a good inside joke after all.  I've pretty much gone through and made Sims for every version of Kari in the series, which amounts to quite a lot.  I have a whole blog to showcase those.  If you're a real masochist you can find it here.

If you want to read the books they're $2.99 each or the omnibus is a mere $4.99.  What a deal!

A to Z Challenge 10: Joyous Occasions

I'm stretching again for this one.  Anyway, what's a more joyous occasion than being a bride at a wedding?  Except it's not so joyous when you're a guy being forced into becoming a bride.  That's the basis for Transformed Into a Bride.

The first story is another of those scenarios that probably doesn't make perfect sense.  This conman has married an old woman for her money and then poisoned her.  One of the old lady's family happens to have some magic powers and so changes the guy into a hot blond chick who's engaged to be married to some old guy.  (Does that make sense?  Not really?  Whatever.)  The conman has to get the old guy to the altar if he wants the money and maybe to become a man again.  You'll never guess what happens!  Or maybe you will.

The second story is longer and far more involved.  A homeless guy sees a flier promising $10,000 if he volunteers for a medical experiment.  So he goes to this creepy underground lab only to be shot up with something that changes him into a woman!  He finds himself in kind of a hospital/finishing school with first Emma from Tales of the Scarlet Knight and then later Melanie of Girl Power.  Because I like a good inside joke.

In this hospital/finishing school he's forced to learn how to do girly things like put on makeup and walk in heels and stuff like what fork to use for salad or entrees and other high society crap.  But this is only Phase 1 of the operation.  Then there's Phase 2, which leads to him being married off to some dude.  I'd say that's a spoiler, but the book is called Transformed Into a Bride, so obviously he's got to be a bride at some point, right?

Anyway, I think the second story is better than the first.  Find out for yourself by buying it off of Amazon for $2.99!

A to Z Challenge 9: I've Become My Schoolgirl Fantasy!

That title pretty much says it all, right?  So there you go, entry over.  See ya!

Nah.

The story is pretty self-explanatory.  There's a selfish prick who forgets his wife's anniversary.  When he wants her to put on a schoolgirl outfit for a little role-playing, she decides to reveal that she's a witch and then wrinkles her nose to POOF! turn him into the schoolgirl the costume was designed for.  That night she fucks his brains out, but then she decides to actually send him to school so he can get a good idea of what it's like to be a real schoolgirl.

Because I always try to include life-affirming messages like that in my erotica stories.  This is another of those where I had the cover image lying around on my laptop after having bought it with some other images.  I decided to finally write a story to go with the picture--sort of.  I mean that girl on the cover looks more like a naughty teacher than a schoolgirl, but whatever. 

If you're brave enough, buy it from Amazon for $2.99!

A to Z Challenge 8: Halloween

Is it Halloween?  No, far from it.  But when I was in Scottsdale, AZ (the first time) I had this brainstorm that since it was October, why not write a special version of my Transformed series for Halloween?  I had seen a book or two about costumes that change a guy into a girl and thus decided I would use that for my basis.

But why just have one when you can have 5?  I mean the more the merrier, right?  And why not base them on themes I'd used already?  So there's a little girl, a schoolgirl, a whore, a Goth girl, and a cheerleader though I didn't have a cheerleader-themed book.  So sue me.

The basic idea is these five guys are at a Halloween party with their wives. The wives are dressed in the themes above and at midnight they reveal that they've employed a witch who will put a spell on the guys to turn them into their wives' costumes for all of Halloween.  That's some extreme marriage therapy!

Then of course mayhem ensues.  The core concept comes from a Twilight Zone episode where this old guy who's dying has his family put on these masks that reveal their gross inner personality.  When they take the masks off their faces are still that way.  Take that!

Another fun fact is that the font on the cover is from the movie "Halloween."  What a coincidence, right?

It's surprising that even though it's long past Halloween this still sells a copy or two a month and gets a few borrows.  Who says Halloween can't be any time of the year, right?

Buy it from Amazon for $2.99...if you dare!

A to Z Challenge 7: Goth Girls

My fascination with Goth girls I guess began with the fifth Tales of the Scarlet Knight book, Betrayal Begets Blood.  In that Agnes the witch is transported into an alternate universe where instead of a witch, she's a fat teenager with purple hair who's into all that fake witchcraft stuff.  Then in Girl Power when the Batman character becomes a teenage girl, he's given a makeover into a sort-of Goth girl, kind of mocking that whole "creature of the night" Batman thing.

So it was only natural I guess I'd dedicate one of my Transformed books to Goth Girls.  I said in a previous post that I think it's my favorite of the series and it totally is!  The first story is called "Graveyard Girls," which comes from a song:

In this case there's a band called the Graveyard Girls and when a guy listens to their record, he turns into a Goth girl!  He hooks up with another Goth girl to try to track the lead singer of the band down.

At the end of that story they visit a Goth bar that is the setting for the second story.  In that story a guy tries to convince the owner of the bar to sell out to him, but instead she turns him into a young woman who's to become her new bartender.  Mayhem ensues!

This is one of those that I wish had done better sales-wise.  I guess for purely sentimental reasons I decided to write a sequel.  I think it features my most innovative cover to date:

See how I tried to make it look sorta like a tattoo? Awesomesauce!

The first story of this is another of my black comedies.  A nerdy Goth guy is tired of being alone and reads an article about how to fashion a golem out of mud and bring it to life.  So he designs his perfect girl in the mud--only for it to come to life with the spirit of his mortal enemy, a jock guy who bullies him at school!  See the jock died in a car wreck at like the precise moment the golem was being brought to life so it used his soul.  Makes perfect sense, right?  Obviously mayhem ensues.

The second story kind of misfired.  It's sort of a ghost story in that there's a ghost who appears at this Minnesota lake every 100 years.  Two college kids are determined to film the ghost but when the guy tries to touch the ghost he's pulled into the water and emerges as a girl!  The problem here is that it takes the whole story for him to actually become a Goth girl.  Maybe you would appreciate that slow build or probably not.  It's the kind of story that was probably better in concept than in execution.  Not that it's terrible; it just didn't work out how I planned.

But hey that first one is really good even if my descriptions kind of suck.  Go buy them for $2.99 apiece on Amazon, I command you!

A to Z Challenge 6: French Maid

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, right?  I saw some other authors had books about a guy turning into a French maid and thought, Why not me?  I mean not me changing into a French maid, though that probably would be an improvement; I mean me writing a book about some hapless guy turning into a maid.

The scenario is kind of contrived.  There's a governor who's kind of in that George W mold of not really giving a shit about his job or reading newspapers or anything.  Someone decides to kidnap him and turn him into a French maid named Fifi who has to clean a mansion from top-to-bottom everyday or else be disciplined.  Though he starts to kind of like that discipline.

The second story actually focuses on a Mexican maid.  You know the Consuelo character from "Family Guy?"  She's like that, only hotter.  A guy who's in one of those border patrol gangs sees a young Mexican woman trying to cross the border and captures her.  As he's going to rape her, there's a bright light and he wakes up AS her!  So now he's working at a shitty motel (which I used the crappy old motel I stayed at in Mitchell, SD for the basis) where he not only has to clean rooms, but also service some of the customers.  You know what I mean.  Or do you?

The second story I think turned out better.  Maybe I thought it through a little better.  I mean the first one I wrote on my way to Seattle so I was kind of busy some of the time.

This wasn't a huge success, maybe because there are already too many French maid gender swap books on the market.  Or not.  Who can say?  Not me or I'd be a rich genius like Warren Buffett.

Unless I've convinced you otherwise (or even if I have) you can buy this for $2.99 from Amazon!

A to Z Challenge 5: Elixir

In case you never thought to download it like the two years it was free, Chance of a Lifetime is free for the next few days. Like I always say, even if you don't want to read it, just download it to help me out.  I mean it's free so it shouldn't compromise your "integrity" at all--or your finances!

I could have used Easter since it's the day after Easter and I have a story called Transformed for Easter.  Instead I'm going to use Elixir, a reference to a little story called The Lipstick Lesbian Elixir

It's the first one of these books I wrote that's NOT a gender swap story.  The main character starts as a woman and ends a woman.  In this case the woman is a butch police detective who's investigating this drug called Lezz that turns the women who use it into horny lesbians who go crazy and kill their husbands.

At a crime scene the detective ends up getting a bunch of the drug on her.  Over the next few days she finds herself getting increasingly girly, until she looks like the hot chick on the cover.  At the same time while before she was pretty much asexual, she now finds herself really, really turned on by other women, especially a bartender she meets.

This was one of those where I was trying to broaden my horizons a little, expand my market beyond just gender swap stories.  It hasn't done really great, which is probably an indication I should just stay in my sandbox.

You can buy it from Amazon for a measly $2.99!  And if you're still in the mood for Easter, you can also buy Transformed for Easter for $2.99!

A to Z Challenge 4: Dominatrixes

In case you never thought to download it like the two years it was free, Chance of a Lifetime is free for the next few days. Like I always say, even if you don't want to read it, just download it to help me out.  I mean it's free so it shouldn't compromise your "integrity" at all--or your finances!

Of all the books I've written since July, Transformed Into a Dominatrix is the one I'm most surprised wasn't a hit.  I mean I get people who bitch about there not being enough sex in some of my books and yet people don't read the one that is full of S&M sex stuff!  Go figure.

I think this was a conscious attempt after the previous Transformed Into a Geek Girl to get back into something a little racier.  Yet it didn't really work, did it?

The first story is filled with "American Dad" references as a CIA agent named Stan transfers his brain into a Russian dominatrix to nail her boss, a gangster.  Except he ends up nailing him in an entirely different way of course.  The biggest problem is that the gangster's thug blew up Stan's real body and the equipment that transferred his brain, so he's kind of stuck.  In the second half of the story we find him becoming more and more the Russian dominatrix.

The second story is another of those black comedies.  There's this weird fat guy (who bears no resemblance to me whatsoever) who buys a leather teddy.  When he attempts to put it on it's like "The Mask" in that it changes him into someone else, in this case a woman who happens to enjoy torturing and murdering guys.  That doesn't sound funny, does it?  Well that's why I said black comedy.

I know at least one other book uses the cover image above.  I bet they've sold more books than I have.  They probably get reviews too.

You can buy this for a mere $2.99 on Amazon!

A to Z Challenge 3: Cougars

On Adult Swim I used to see commercials for this site called "Cougar Life" that I never visited, but it inspired my idea for Transformed Into a Cougar.  Because, why not?  YOLO and shit.

The idea is that a guy turns into a middle-aged woman.  The first story it's a young guy who disses an older woman at a bar.  She turns out to be an ancient goddess who turns him into her middle-aged wing(wo)man.  They seduce a couple of horny kids but things go awry when the new cougar starts to fall in love with the cub.

The second story features one of the weirder methods for gender swapping.  There's a comet going by and a nerdy kid inadvertently wishes that he could be more like his hot history teacher.  So the next morning he wakes up as the teacher!  It's one of those I started out funny and then it takes dark turns as the kid and teacher get into a war of wishing on the comet before it disappears for another 100 years.

This book wasn't extremely popular but I decided to write a sequel anyway.  Because, why not?  YOLO and shit.  Still.

Though I ran into some trouble publishing it because Amazon didn't (apparently) like the original cover:

So I changed it to this:

I'm not sure that lady is old enough to really be a cougar, but whatever.


The first story of the sequel is about a jerk boss who fires his secretary/mistress because she's getting wrinkly and saggy.  She gives him a potion that turns him into an older woman like her.  The only way he can break the spell is if he cons a guy into marrying him within 2 weeks.  He thinks he finds the perfect guy, but that's where it all goes wrong.

The second story is my infamous "sex vampires" one.  Imagine if instead of a guy in evening clothes who bites you on the neck vampires were really women who suck out your life force by fucking you?  Yeah.  A naive kid at a bar thinks he's in for the time of his life when an older woman picks him up, but of course she's just using him as her latest prey.  Except she's "merciful" and instead of fucking him to death, she lets him live and become a vampire like her.  At first he's a really old woman but after screwing a bum he becomes only middle-aged and then gets shown the art of seduction.  It's kind of a black comedy that's another of those I could probably write into a novel if I felt like it.  I mean, why not?  YOLO and shit.  I think that will be my new motto.

You can buy both books on Amazon for the amazing price of $2.99 apiece!

For fun (for me anyway) here's a cougar and her cub I designed on the Sims 3:

A to Z Challenge 2: Bimbos

In the Transformed series are not one but two books focusing on bimbos.  For my purposes a bimbo is a woman who looks really hot but isn't all that bright.

The first Transformed Into a Bimbo borrows heavily from my prior novel Chance of a Lifetime.  In the first story, a scientist is working on an anti-aging drug called FY-1978, which is the drug that turns Detective Steve Fischer into Stacey Chance in the novel.  Anyway, some animal rights protestors raid the lab to free the test animals and in the process the scientist gets dosed with the FY-1978.  He finds himself turning into a girl who gets increasing hot--and increasingly dumb.

The second story is basically a miniature version of Chance of a Lifetime.  A detective tries to foil a robbery at a pharmaceutical company and is shot with the drug, now going by the name Yunagin--Young Again, get it?  He turns into a young woman who then gets revenge on the criminals.

There are a couple of key differences.  First, Steve/Stacey is named Jake/Jackie Madigan; Jake is Steve's old partner in the Chances Are books.  Then of course Stacey looks like this:

You know, pretty much like a normal young woman.  Whereas Jackie looks like this:

Yowza!

Then there's how Jackie takes revenge.  Where Stacey pretty much fought them with guns and such, Jackie uses her body.  One guy is into S&M stuff so she uses that to her advantage and gets kind of creative.  You know, because this is supposed to be erotica.

Someone whined about the first book that the character should get into the sex more quickly, so I decided to give that a try with the sequel.  The first story is really short.  It's one of those classic Twilight Zone stories where a rich guy thinks he's going to cheat death by transferring his brain into his bimbo trophy wife, but gets more than he bargains for when he really starts turning into her.  If you read carefully you can see where Michael Offutt makes a cameo.

The second story was a lot longer.  It's one of those that sort of spun out of control a little.  Basically a janitor at a lab triggers a weird holodeck sort of thing and finds himself inside the holographic world as a character called "Naughty Nancy."  A scientist gets pulled in with him and together they jump through a few different scenarios as they struggle to escape.

The scenarios I based on some of my previous books, so they end up as schoolgirls, little girls, Goth girls, whores, fat girls, and geek girls.  That's part of why it ended up longer than I intended.  Fans of "Archer" will get the Dr. Krieger reference in the story.

And of course you can buy both on Amazon for the low low price of $2.99 each!

A to Z Challenge 1: Asian Girls

Volume 14 of the Transformed series is Transformed Into an Asian Girl.  How this one came together was almost by accident.  Basically I had bought the image I used on the cover with a couple other "sexy" cover images, but I didn't use it right away, so it was just lying around.

On my journey across America I sometimes saw signs for "Oriental Spas" and so decided to use that as the basis for the first story, "Happy Endings."  Basically a guy sees one of those spas advertised on the highway and decides to go investigate.  He signs up for a steam bath that turns him into one of the girls who work there.  Mayhem ensues.

The second story is more of a comedy.  A stoner is going to flunk out of college if he doesn't pass a big test, so he looks online and stumbles across some Chinese miracle drug that's supposed to boost your IQ 50 points overnight.  Well it does, but it also changes him into a Chinese girl.  Things get awkward with his roommate then.

The stories are of course intended for mature audiences.  You can find it on Amazon for only $2.99, or free if you have Amazon Prime/Kindle Unlimited.